Why not just extend it to everyone? Had a tough day at work? We can help you commit die. Having trouble getting a good night's rest? We'll help you fall asleep fast, and stay asleep forever. Someone said something hurtful to you on the internet? We can bit hit that little "X" button on the top right corner of your pulse.

Why not just extend it to everyone? Had a tough day at work? We can help you commit die. Having trouble getting a good night's rest? We'll help you fall asleep fast, and stay asleep forever. Someone said something hurtful to you on the internet? We can bit that little "X" button on the top right corner of your pulse.