How to fuck up the feds.

Step 1: Locate a fed.

Step 2: Let it infiltrate your group.

Step 3: Invite it to a movie night with everyone pirating something.

Step 4: Switch it's idea with Cutie or some other groomer shit.

Step 5: When its movie starts up, have a second team of friends in tac-gear, guns ready and charge in, and your group pull out guns with a "FREEZE! THIS IS A BUST!" "Child pornography, huh? You're going away for a long time. Better practice the soap-dropping routine, freak."

Step 6: Watch it freak out and offer proof of ID. Disregard it and say something like 'impersonating a police officer, eh? You're gonna get it now!'

Step 7: Stage a dramatic capture, Handcuff, blindfold, drive it somewhere.

Step 8: Stop randomly. "Ha, we were just fucking with you." let it walk. "We're watching you, lowlife."

Step 9 (Baka). Leave.

How to fuck up the feds.

Step 1: Locate a fed.

Step 2: Let it infiltrate your group.

Step 3: Invite it to a movie night with everyone pirating something.

Step 4: Switch it's idea with Cutie or some other groomer shit.

Step 5: When its movie starts up, have a second team of friends in tac-gear, guns ready and charge in, and your group pull out guns with a "FREEZE! THIS IS A BUST!" "Child pornography, huh? You're going away for a long time. Better practice the soap-dropping routine, freak."

Step 6: Watch it freak out and offer proof of ID.

Step 7: Stage a dramatic capture, Handcuff, blindfold, drive it somewhere.

Step 8: Stop randomly. "Ha, we were just fucking with you." let it walk. "We're watching you, lowlife."

Step 9 (Baka). Leave.