The trick is to find something that depreciates in value quickly.

1. Give 5% to charity.

2. Lose 5% gambling.

3. Buy out several car dealerships.

4. Crash all the cars, totaling them.

Alternatively, if destroying the cars is against the rules, you could just invest in a shady crypto currency or NFT project like CryptoZoo. It's a safe bet it would be exposed as a fraud and go bankrupt within the next 30 days. Where's SBF when you need him. ;)

EDIT: That makes me think, would just putting your money in a unsecured safe on the sidewalk in front of your house be allowed? It's almost a guarantee it would be stolen, but technically you wouldn't be giving it away.

The trick is to find something that depreciates in value quickly.

1. Give 5% to charity.

2. Lose 5% gambling.

3. Buy out several car dealerships.

4. Crash all the cars, totaling them.

Alternatively, if destroying the cars is against the rules, you could just invest in a shady crypto currency or NFT project like CryptoZoo. It's a safe bet it would be exposed as a fraud and go bankrupt within the next 30 days. Where's SBF when you need him. ;)

That makes me think, would just putting your money in a unsecured safe on the sidewalk in front of your house be allowed? It's almost a guarantee it would be stolen, but technically you wouldn't be giving it away.

The trick is to find something that depreciates in value quickly.

1. Give 5% to charity.

2. Lose 5% gambling.

3. Buy out several car dealerships.

4. Crash all the cars, totaling them.

Alternatively, if destroying the cars is against the rules, you could just invest in a shady crypto currency or NFT project like CryptoZoo. It's a safe bet it would be exposed as a fraud and go bankrupt within the next 30 days. Where's SBF when you need him. ;)

That makes me think, would just putting your money in a unsecured safe in front of your house be allowed? It's almost a guarantee it would be stolen, but technically you wouldn't be giving it away.

The trick is to find something that depreciates in value quickly.

1. Give 5% to charity.

2. Lose 5% gambling.

3. Buy out several car dealerships.

4. Crash all the cars, totaling them.

Alternatively, if destroying the cars is against the rules, you could just invest in a shady crypto currency or NFT project like CryptoZoo. It's a safe bet it would be exposed as a fraud and go bankrupt within the next 30 days. Where's SBF when you need him. ;)