This is probably the most consooomer post I'll ever make...
I dislike Shigiru for killing genuine sequels against the dev team's wishes and forcing games in various series to reinvent themselves or create a whole new (ne'er requested) genre for the sake of not producing the same game twice.
Can't just take our money and let us enjoy intellectual properties as they grow, no sir, we have killed it, but worry not loyal fan! For now, you can play this other, core-unrelated game. We will go ahead and plaster its namesake's face over its own to try and help you feel more comfortable though, arent we kind?
In some cases if you want a loyal sequel experience you will have to enter into some new, separate copycat franchise and begin digesting entirely different plots, themes, characters, art, etc. These copycats exist solely because of people with Shigiru-sized heads up their Shigiru-sized assholes.
I'll never forgive him- there is a hole in Nintendo's library starting in the Gamecube era where there should be epic n64 sequels that take advantage of the new hardware, but instead there are gimmick games wearing the dead face-skin of beloved franchise properties like some kind of playerbase hunting disguise.
The Wii sealed the deal. I haven't bought anything from Nintendo since Super Paper Mario. I dodn't even have a Wii anymore, it wasn't what I wanted (a vehicle for Nintendo franchises to escape technical limitations of the gamecube). I didn't buy a Wii U and have only emulated Switch games here and there as they seem to produce actual franchise installments for it sometimes like Smash Ultimate, Zelda BOTW, and one but not both of the new Pokemon games.
Those would be enough to get old me to buy a Switch but I am bitter both about Shigiru killing some of my favorite series such as Mario RPG and Star Fox in the GC Wii era, and Im bitter about being a human target for corporate exploitation in any case.
This is probably the most consooomer post I'll ever make...
I dislike Shigiru for killing genuine sequels against the dev team's wishes and forcing games in various series to reinvent themselves or create a whole new (ne'er requested) genre for the sake of not producing the same game twice.
Can't just take our money and let us enjoy intellectual properties as they grow, no sir, we have killed it, but worry not loyal fan! For now, you can play this other, core-unrelated game. We will go ahead and plaster its namesake's face over its own to try and help you feel more comfortable though, arent we kind?
In some cases if you want a loyal sequel experience you will have to enter into some new, separate copycat franchise and begin digesting entirely different plots, themes, characters, art, etc. These copycats exist solely because of people with Shigiru-sized heads up their Shigiru-sized assholes.
I'll never forgive him- there is a hole in Nintendo's library starting in the Gamecube era where there should be epic n64 sequels that take advantage of the new hardware, but instead there are gimmick games wearing the dead face-skin of beloved franchise properties like some kind of playerbase hunting disguise.
The Wii sealed the deal. I haven't bought anything from Nintendo since Super Paper Mario. I dodn't even have a Wii anymore, it wasn't what I wanted (a vehicle for Nintendo franchises to escape technical limitations of the gamecube). I didn't buy a Wii U and have only emulated Switch games here and there as they seem to produce actual franchise installments for it sometimes like Smash Ultimate, Zelda BOTW, and one but not both of the new Pokemon games.
Those would be enough to get old me to buy a Switch but I am bitter both about Shigiru killing some of my favorite series such as Mario RPG and Star Fox in the GC Wii eta, and Im bitter about being a human target for corporate exploitation in any case.
This is probably the most consooomer post I'll ever make...
I dislike Shigiru for killing genuine sequels against the dev team's wishes and forcing games in various series to reinvent themselves or create a whole new (ne'er requested) genre for the sake of not producing the same game twice.
Can't just take our money and let us enjoy intellectual properties as they grow, no sir, we have killed the child, but worry not, loyal fan! For you can now play this unreoated game with its namesake's face plastered over its own to try and fool you. If you want a loyal sequel experience you will have to enter into some new, separate copycat franchise and begin digesting entirely different plots, themes, characters, art, etc. These copycats exist solely because of people with Shigiru-sized heads up their Shigiru-sized assholes.
I'll never forgive him- there is a hole in Nintendo's library starting in the Gamecube era where there should be epic n64 sequels that take advantage of the new hardware, but instead there are gimmick games wearing the dead face-skin of beloved franchise properties like some kind of playerbase hunting disguise.
The Wii sealed the deal. I haven't bought anything from Nintendo since Super Paper Mario. I dodn't even have a Wii anymore, it wasn't what I wanted (a vehicle for Nintendo franchises to escape technical limitations of the gamecube). I didn't buy a Wii U and have only emulated Switch games here and there as they seem to produce actual franchise installments for it sometimes like Smash Ultimate, Zelda BOTW, and one but not both of the new Pokemon games.
Those would be enough to get old me to buy a Switch but I am bitter both about Shigiru killing some of my favorite series such as Mario RPG and Star Fox in the GC Wii eta, and Im bitter about being a human target for corporate exploitation in any case.
This is probably the most consooomer post I'll ever make...
I dislike Shigiru for killing genuine sequels against the dev team's wishes and forcing games in various series to reinvent themselves or create a whole new (ne'er requested) genre for the sake of not producing the same game twice.
Can't just take our money and let us enjoy intellectual properties, no sir, if you want a loyal sequel experience you will have to enter into some new, separate copycat franchise and begin digesting entirely different plots, themes, characters, art, etc. These copycats exist solely because of people with Shigiru-sized heads up their Shigiru-sized assholes.
I'll never forgive him- there is a hole in Nintendo's library starting in the Gamecube era where there should be epic n64 sequels that take advantage of the new hardware, but instead there are gimmick games wearing the dead face-skin of beloved franchise properties like some kind of playerbase hunting disguise.
The Wii sealed the deal. I haven't bought anything from Nintendo since Super Paper Mario. I dodn't even have a Wii anymore, it wasn't what I wanted (a vehicle for Nintendo franchises to escape technical limitations of the gamecube). I didn't buy a Wii U and have only emulated Switch games here and there as they seem to produce actual franchise installments for it sometimes like Smash Ultimate, Zelda BOTW, and one but not both of the new Pokemon games.
Those would be enough to get old me to buy a Switch but I am bitter both about Shigiru killing some of my favorite series such as Mario RPG and Star Fox in the GC Wii eta, and Im bitter about being a human target for corporate exploitation in any case.
This is probably the most consooomer post I'll ever make...
I dislike Shigiru for killing genuine sequels against the dev team's wishes and forcing games in various series to reinvent themselves or create a whole new (ne'er requested) genre for the sake of not producing the same game twice.
Can't just take our money and let us enjoy intellectual properties, no sir, if you want a loyal sequel experience will have to enter into a new, separate franchise and begin digesting entirely different plots, themes, characters, art, etc
I'll never forgive him- there is a hole in Nintendo's library starting in the Gamecube era where there should be epic n64 sequels that take advantage of the new hardware, but instead there are gimmick games wearing the dead face-skin of beloved franchise properties like some kind of playerbase hunting disguise.
The Wii sealed the deal. I haven't bought anything from Nintendo since Super Paper Mario. I dodn't even have a Wii anymore, it wasn't what I wanted (a vehicle for Nintendo franchises to escape technical limitations of the gamecube). I didn't buy a Wii U and have only emulated Switch games here and there as they seem to produce actual franchise installments for it sometimes like Smash Ultimate, Zelda BOTW, and one but not both of the new Pokemon games.
Those would be enough to get old me to buy a Switch but I am bitter both about Shigiru killing some of my favorite series such as Mario RPG and Star Fox in the GC Wii eta, and Im bitter about being a human target for corporate exploitation in any case.
I dislike Shigiru for killing genuine sequels against the dev team's wishes and forcing games in various series to reinvent themselves or create a whole new (ne'er requested) genre for the sake of not producing the same game twice.
Can't just take our money and let us enjoy intellectual properties, no sir, if you want a loyal sequel experience will have to enter into a new, separate franchise and begin digesting entirely different plots, themes, characters, art, etc
I'll never forgive him- there is a hole in Nintendo's library starting in the Gamecube era where there should be epic n64 sequels that take advantage of the new hardware, but instead there are gimmick games wearing the dead face-skin of beloved franchise properties like some kind of playerbase hunting disguise.
The Wii sealed the deal. I haven't bought anything from Nintendo since Super Paper Mario. I dodn't even have a Wii anymore, it wasn't what I wanted (a vehicle for Nintendo franchises to escape technical limitations of the gamecube). I didn't buy a Wii U and have only emulated Switch games here and there as they seem to produce actual franchise installments for it sometimes like Smash Ultimate, Zelda BOTW, and one but not both of the new Pokemon games.
Those would be enough to get old me to buy a Switch but I am bitter both about Shigiru killing some of my favorite series such as Mario RPG and Star Fox in the GC Wii eta, and Im bitter about being a human target for corporate exploitation in any case.
I dislike Shigiru for banning a tual sequels and forcing games in a series to reinvent themselves or create a whole new (ne'er requested) genre for the sake of not producing the same game twice. Can't just take our money and let us enjoy intellectual properties, no sir, if you want a loyal sequel experience will have to enter into a new, separate franchise and begin digesting entirely different plots, themes, characters, art, etc
I'll never forgive him- there is a hole in Nintendo's library starting in the Gamecube era where there should be epic n64 sequels that take advantage of the new hardware, but instead there are gimmick games wearing the dead face-skin of beloved franchise properties like some kind of playerbase hunting disguise.
The Wii sealed the deal. I haven't bought anything from Nintendo since Super Paper Mario. I dodn't even have a Wii anymore, it wasn't what I wanted (a vehicle for Nintendo franchises to escape technical limitations of the gamecube). I didn't buy a Wii U and have only emulated Switch games here and there as they seem to produce actual franchise installments for it sometimes like Smash Ultimate, Zelda BOTW, and one but not both of the new Pokemon games.
Those would be enough to get old me to buy a Switch but I am bitter both about Shigiru killing some of my favorite series such as Mario RPG and Star Fox in the GC Wii eta, and Im bitter about being a human target for corporate exploitation in any case.