Twas the night before downvotes and all through the site,

Not a creature was stirring not even a mite.

They were all too excited for the next day,

The time they would finally receive their pay.

Their masters were threatened by talk of conspiracy,

That's crazy they say, it's a fallacy.

But while the users all question what had changed,

The downvoters were sleeping, in their apartments in LA.

I'm actually slightly proud of coming up with this. It was meant to be a shitpost but it actually worked.

Twas the night before downvotes and all through the site,

Not a creature was stirring not even a mite.

They were all too excited for the next day,

The time they would finally receive their pay.

Their masters were threatened by talk of conspiracy,

That's crazy they say, it's a fallacy.

But while they all question what had changed,

The downvoters were sleeping, in their apartments in LA.

I'm actually slightly proud of coming up with this. It was meant to be a shitpost but it actually worked.