You don't go to Starbucks for the coffee. It's just a comfortable, familiar place to be a shiftless layabout pretending to work on your laptop that's not home. The vaguely coffee-scented diabetic child's drink you buy with it is a mere courtesy.

You don't go to Starbucks for the coffee. It's just a comfortable, familiar place to be a shiftless layabout pretending to work on your laptop that's not home. The vaguely coffee-scented diabetic child's drink is a mere formality.