When I was 6, I caught our cat having a gang bang in the back yard. My grandmother came to check out what I was so upset about. "They're killing her!" "Go to your room." "But -" "Go." Then, a couple months later, she's waking me up early (it was summer) to come see the kittens in the box she'd set up in her bedroom.
For my tenth birthday, my mom took me to see a "double feature" that consisted of Force Ten from Navarone and the remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers . Glad we saw the war one first.
And then that Playgirl with the picture of Long Dong Silver the neighbour kids had a year or two later; our expressions gave the grown-ups much mirth.
You have to remember, I was a child before VCRs and video games were a thing.
When I was 6, I caught our cat having a gang bang in the back yard. My grandmother came to check out what I was so upset about. "They're killing her!" "Go to your room." "But -" "Go." Then, a couple months later, she's waking me up early (it was summer) to come see the kittens in the box she'd set up in her bedroom.
For my tenth birthday, my mom took me to see a "double feature" that consisted of Force Ten from Navarone and the remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers" Glad we saw the war one first.
And then that Playgirl with the picture of Long Dong Silver the neighbour kids had a year or two later; our expressions gave the grown-ups much mirth.
You have to remember, I was a child before VCRs and video games were a thing.
When I was 6, I caught our cat having a gang bang in the back yard. My grandmother came to check out what I was so upset about. "They're killing her!" "Go to your room." "But -" "Go." Then, a couple months later, she's waking me up early (it was summer) to come see the kittens in the box she'd set up in her bedroom.
For my tenth birthday, my mom took me to see a "double feature" that consisted of "Force Ten from Navarone" and the remake of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers". Glad we saw the war one first.
And then that Playgirl with the picture of Long Dong Silver the neighbour kids had a year or two later; our expressions gave the grown-ups much mirth.
You have to remember, I was a child before VCRs and video games were a thing.