The infinite monkey theory is borderline retarded

It's not a theory, it's slightly advanced math (the infinite version, the finite version is middle school level of basic). Granted, result is pretty absurd, but so are conditions of it.

we tried it

There's not enough cells, let alone living organisms, on Earth for appropriate sense of scale, so nope lol.

The fact of the matter is ancient aliens make a more convincing argument for human sapience

Luckily humans are stupid enough that any such argument falls apart because once again, if ancient aliens participated in humans acquiring their sapience... why are humans so stupid?

The infinite monkey theory is borderline retarded

It's not a theory, it's slightly advanced math (the infinite version, the finite version is middle school level of basic). Granted, result is pretty absurd, but so are conditions of it.

we tried it

There's not enough cells, let alone living organisms, on Earth for appropriate sense of scale, so nope lol.

The fact of the matter is ancient aliens make a more convincing argument for human sapience

Luckily humans are stupid enough that any such argument falls apart because once again, if ancient aliens participated in humans acquiring their sapience... why are humans so stupid?