You know why evangelicals were so strict? Because it has always made more successful people.

But these weren't successful people.

These were white, poor, evangelical nutters who were failures in life and took it out on their kids by making their lives as joyless and shitty as theirs turned out to be.

I do not think you are familiar with the archetype of person I am describing. From what I've seen it's a uniquely midwestern phenomena.

You know why evangelicals were so strict? Because it has always made more successful people.

But these weren't successful people. They were fucking trailer trash.

These were white, poor, evangelical nutters who were failures in life and took it out on their kids by making their lives as joyless and shitty as theirs turned out to be.

I do not think you are familiar with the archetype of person I am describing. From what I've seen it's a uniquely midwestern phenomena.

You know why evangelicals were so strict? Because it has always made more successful people.

But these weren't successful people. They were fucking trailer trash.

These were white, poor, evangelical nutters who were failures in life and took it out on their kids by making their lives as joyless and shitty as theirs turned out to be.

I do not think you are familiar with the archetype of person I am describing. From what I've seen it's a uniquely midwestern phenomena.

You know why evangelicals were so strict? Because it has always made more successful people.

But these weren't successful people. They were fucking trailer trash.

These were white, poor, evangelical nutters who were failures in life and took it out on their kids by making their lives as joyless and shitty as theirs turned out to be.

You know why evangelicals were so strict? Because it has always made more successful people.

But these weren't successful people. They were fucking trailer trash.