Yes I’m sure it was awful growing up Christian in a first-world white country. Gasp! My parents made me get up early on Sunday! My School made me say the pledge of Allegiance! My heart bleeds.

Not that I’m really wanting to side with the Christian Right on this too much either. If they’d cared more about actually creating a working society and preventing the destruction of the family than they did about banning DOOM and heavy metal music we might not be in this mess.

Yes I’m sure it was awful growing up Christian in a first-world white country. Gasp! My parents made me get up early on Sunday! My School made me say the pledge of Allegiance! My heart bleeds.

Not that I’m really wanting to side with the Christian Right on this too much either. If they’d cared more about actually creating a working society and preventing the destruction of the family than they did about banning DOOM and heavy metal music we might not be in this mess.

Yes I’m sure it was awful growing up Christian in a first-world white country. Gasp! My parents made me get up early on Sunday! My School made me say the pledge of Allegiance! My heart bleeds.

Not that I’m really wanting to side with the Christian Right on this too much either. If they’d cared more about actually creating a working society and preventing the destruction of the family than they did about banning DOOM and heavy metal music we might not be in this mess.

Yes I’m sure it was awful growing up Christian in a first-world white country. Gasp! My parents made me get up early on Sunday! My School made me say the pledge of Allegiance! My heart bleeds.

Not that I’m really wanting to side with the Christian Right on this too much either. If they’d cared more about actually creating a working society and preventing the destruction of the family than they did about banning DOOM and heavy metal music we might not be in this mess.

Yes I’m sure it was awful growing up Christian in a first-world white country. Gasp! My parents made me get up early on Sunday! My School made me say the pledge of Allegiance! My heart bleeds.

Not that I’m really wanting to side with the Christian Right on this too much either. If they’d cared more about actually creating a working society and preventing the destruction of the family than they did about DOOM and heavy metal music we might not be in this mess.

Yes I’m sure it was awful growing up Christian in a first-world white country. Gasp! My parents made me get up early on Sunday! My School made me say the pledge of Allegiance! My heart bleeds.