Their lives were consumed by the need to disprove God and religion.

It was christianity's fault for producing such people in the first place.

You have to have experienced growing up in a bible thumper family (or seen it happen to friends) to understand just how fucking obnoxious the evangelicals got in the back half of the 20th century.

It was their excesses that created people who were dead set on knocking their joyless, harping parents down a peg by destroying the institution they forced on their kids.

The edgy "i don't believe" phase was nothing new. What was new was how much the evangelical parents hectored their kids to the point where it was no longer a phase that people grew out of, and more of an all-consuming wrath that wanted to see the entire institution burned down for what it did to their childhoods.

You get Christopher Hitchens when Ned Flanders and Sheila Broflovski are ACCURATE stereotypes of religious parents.

Their lives were consumed by the need to disprove God and religion.

It was christianity's fault for producing such people in the first place.

You have to have experienced growing up in a bible thumper family (or seen it happen to friends) to understand just how fucking obnoxious the evangelicals got in the back half of the 20th century.

It was their excesses that created people who were dead set on knocking their joyless, harping parents down a peg by destroying the institution they forced on their kids.

The edgy "i don't believe" phase was nothing new. What was new was how much the evangelical parents hectored their kids to the point where it was no longer a phase that people grew out of, and more of an all-consuming wrath that wanted to see the entire institution burned down for what it did to their childhoods.

You get Christopher Hitchens when Ned Flanders and Sheila Broflovski are ACCURATE stereotypes of religious parents.

Their lives were consumed by the need to disprove God and religion.

It was christianity's fault for producing such people in the first place.

You have to have experienced growing up in a bible thumper family (or seen it happen to friends) to understand just how fucking obnoxious the evangelicals got in the back half of the 20th century.

It was their excesses that created people who were dead set on knocking their joyless, harping parents down a peg by destroying the institution they forced on their kids.

The edgy "i don't believe" phase was nothing new. What was new was how much the evangelical parents hectored their kids to the point where it was no longer a phase that people grew out of, and more of an all-consuming wrath that wanted to see the entire institution burned down for what it did to their childhoods.

You get Christopher Hitchens when Ned Flanders and Sheila Broflovski are ACCURATE stereotypes of christian parents.

Their lives were consumed by the need to disprove God and religion.

It was christianity's fault for producing such people in the first place.

You have to have experienced growing up in a bible thumper family (or seen it happen to friends) to understand just how fucking obnoxious the evangelicals got in the back half of the 20th century.

It was their excesses that created people who were dead set on knocking their joyless, harping parents down a peg by destroying the institution they forced on their kids.

The edgy "i don't believe" phase was nothing new. What was new was how much the evangelical parents hectored their kids to the point where it was no longer a phase that people grew out of, and more of an all-consuming wrath that wanted to see the entire institution burned down for what it did to their childhoods.

You get Christopher Hitchens when Ned Flanders and Sheila Broflovski are stereotypes of religious parents.

Their lives were consumed by the need to disprove God and religion.

It was christianity's fault for producing such people in the first place.

You have to have experienced growing up in a bible thumper family (or seen it happen to friends) to understand just how fucking obnoxious the evangelicals got in the back half of the 20th century.

It was their excesses that created people who were dead set on knocking their joyless, harping parents down a peg by destroying the institution they forced on their kids.

The edgy "i don't believe" phase was nothing new. What was new was how much the evangelical parents hectored their kids to the point where it was no longer a phase that people grew out of, and more of an all-consuming wrath that wanted to see the entire institution burned down for what it did to their childhoods.

You get Christopher Hitchens when Ned Flanders and Sheila Broflovski are stereotypes of christian parents.

Their lives were consumed by the need to disprove God and religion.

It was christianity's fault for producing such people in the first place.

You have to have experienced growing up in a bible thumper family (or seen it happen to friends) to understand just how fucking obnoxious the evangelicals got in the back half of the 20th century.

It was their excesses that created people who were dead set on knocking their joyless, harping parents down a peg by destroying the institution they forced on their kids.

The edgy "i don't believe" phase was nothing new. What was new was how much the evangelical parents hectored their kids to the point where it was no longer a phase that people grew out of, and more of an all-consuming wrath that wanted to see the entire institution burned down for what it did to their childhoods.

Their lives were consumed by the need to disprove God and religion.

It was christianity's fault for producing such people in the first place.

You have to have experienced growing up in a bible thumper family (or seen it happen to friends) to understand just how fucking obnoxious the evangelicals got in the back half of the 20th century.

It was their excesses that created people who were dead set on knocking their joyless, harping parents down a peg by destroying the institution they forced on their kids.