Well think about it.

The Left had to invent a term for people who don't engage casual sex. Imagine what being a young person among Lefitst must be like:

Steve: "Dude, bro. You want a quick bro job?"

Dave: "What? Steve, no."

Steve: "Oh, sorry bro. I know you want to go to the game in a minute and I don't want you to be all stressed out."

Dave: "Steve, that's, flattering but wrong. I don't want you to suck my dick."

Steve: "Oh, okay, cool. Sorry man, I thought since you were a Demi-Bi-Sexual you'd be cool with it. My bad."

Dave: "I ... what?"

Steve: "Yeah, like, can't fuck without getting emotionally attached. You were with that girl and you didn't score the same night, so I just assumed you were demisexual, and since we were bros you'd be cool with it, bro. But yeah, no, my bad, bro."

Dave: "Nope, yeah, just straight and waiting to see if it's a good idea."

Steve: "Oh! Straight? Oh, yeah... yeah. ... Uh. It's just... you're not, like, a neo-lib, right?"

Dave: "No, I'm not a neo-liberal."

Steve: "Tshk. Yeah! Like, fuck Trump, right?"

Dave: "Yup, fuck Trump."

Steve: "Cool... ... Did I tell you my mom's boyfriend raped me at 14 for like 4 years and now I'm emotionally under-developed and sexually stunted at the age of my original rape?"

Dave: "Yes, you did."

Steve: "Yeah! That's why your my bro, bro! I share everything with you. ... including my dick if you want it."

Dave: "STEVE!"

Well think about it.

The Left had to invent a term for people who don't engage casual sex. Imagine what being a young person among Lefitst must be like:

Steve: "Dude, bro. You want a quick bro job?"

Dave: "What? Steve, no."

Steve: "Oh, sorry bro. I know you want to go to the game in a minute and I don't want you to be all stressed out."

Dave: "Steve, that's, flattering but wrong. I don't want you to suck my dick."

Steve: "Oh, okay, cool. Sorry man, I thought since you were a Demi-Bi-Sexual you'd be cool with it. My bad."

Dave: "I ... what?"

Steve: "Yeah, like, can't fuck without getting emotionally attached. You were with that girl and you didn't score the same night, so I just assumed you were demisexual, and since we were bros you'd be cool with it, bro. But yeah, no, my bad, bro."

Dave: "Nope, yeah, just straight and waiting to see if it's a good idea."

Steve: "Oh! Straight? Oh, yeah... yeah. ... Uh. It's just... you're not, like, a neo-lib, right?"

Dave: "No, I'm not a neo-liberal."

Steve: "Tshk. Yeah! Like, fuck Trump, right?"

Dave: "Yup, fuck Trump."

Steve: "Cool... ... Did I tell you my mom's boyfriend raped me at 14 for like 4 years and now I'm emotionally under-developed and sexually stunted at the age of my original rape?"

Dave: "Yes, you did."

Steve: "Yeah! That's why your my bro, bro! I share everything with you. ... including my dick if you want it."

Dave: "STEVE!"

Steve: "I'M SORRY BRO! I DON'T HAVE ANY CLOSE NON-SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS, BRO!"

Well think about it.

The Left had to invent a term for people who don't engage casual sex. Imagine what being a young person among Lefitst must be like:

Steve: "Dude, bro. You want a quick bro job?"

Dave: "What? Steve, no."

Steve: "Oh, sorry bro. I know you want to go to the game in a minute and I don't want you to be all stressed out."

Dave: "Steve, that's, flattering but wrong. I don't want you to suck my dick."

Steve: "Oh, okay, cool. Sorry man, I thought since you were a Demi-Bi-Sexual you'd be cool with it. My bad."

Dave: "I ... what?"

Steve: "Yeah, like, can't fuck without getting emotionally attached. You were with that girl and you didn't score the same night, so I just assumed you were demisexual, and since we were bros you'd be cool with it, bro. But yeah, no, my bad, bro."

Dave: "Nope, yeah, just straight and waiting to see if it's a good idea."

Steve: "Oh! Straight? Oh, yeah... yeah. ... Uh. It's just... you're not, like, a neo-lib, right?"

Dave: "No, I'm not a neo-liberal."

Steve: "Tshk. Yeah! Like, fuck Trump, right?"

Dave: "Yup, fuck Trump."

Steve: "Cool... ... Did I tell you my mom's boyfriend raped me at 14 for like 4 years and now I'm emotionally under-developed and sexually stunted at the age of my original rape?"

Dave: "Yes, you did."

Steve: "Yeah! That's why your my bro, bro! I share everything with you. ... including my dick if you want it."

Dave: "STEVE!"

Well think about it.

The Left had to invent a term for people who don't engage casual sex. Imagine what being a young person among Lefitst must be like:

Steve: "Dude, bro. You want a quick bro job?"

Dave: "What? Steve, no."

Steve: "Oh, sorry bro. I know you want to go to the game in a minute and I don't want you to be all stressed out."

Dave: "Steve, that's, flattering but wrong. I don't want you to suck my dick."

Steve: "Oh, okay, cool. Sorry man, I thought since you were a Demi-Bi-Sexual you'd be cool with it. My bad."

Dave: "I ... what?"

Steve: "Yeah, like, can't fuck without getting emotionally attached. You were with that girl and you didn't score the same night, so I just assumed you were demisexual, and since we were bros you'd be cool with it, bro. But yeah, no, my bad, bro."

Dave: "Nope, yeah, just straight and waiting to see if it's a good idea."

Steve: "Yeah... yeah. ... Uh. It's just... you're not like a neo-lib, right?"

Dave: "No, I'm not a neo-liberal."

Steve: "Tshk. Yeah! Like, fuck Trump, right?"

Dave: "Yup, fuck Trump."

Steve: "Cool... ... Did I tell you my mom's boyfriend raped me at 14 for like 4 years and now I'm emotionally under-developed and sexually stunted at the age of my original rape?"

Dave: "Yes, you did."

Steve: "Yeah! That's why your my bro, bro! I share everything with you. ... including my dick if you want it."

Dave: "STEVE!"

Well think about it.

The Left had to invent a term for people who don't engage casual sex. Imagine what being a young person among Lefitst must be like:

Steve: "Dude, bro. You want a quick bro job?"

Dave: "What? Steve, no."

Steve: "I know you want to go to the game in a minute and I don't want you to be all stressed out."

Dave: "Steve, that's, flattering but wrong. I don't want you to suck my dick."

Steve: "Oh, okay, cool. Sorry man, I thought since you were a Demi-Bi-Sexual you'd be cool with it. My bad."

Dave: "I ... what?"

Steve: "Yeah, like, can't fuck without getting emotionally attached. You were with that girl and you didn't score the same night, so I just assumed you were demisexual, and since we were bros you'd be cool with it, bro. But yeah, no, my bad, bro."

Dave: "Nope, yeah, just straight and waiting to see if it's a good idea."

Steve: "Yeah... yeah. ... Uh. It's just... you're not like a neo-lib, right?"

Dave: "No, I'm not a neo-liberal."

Steve: "Tshk. Yeah! Like, fuck Trump, right?"

Dave: "Yup, fuck Trump."

Steve: "Cool... ... Did I tell you my mom's boyfriend raped me at 14 for like 4 years and now I'm emotionally under-developed and sexually stunted at the age of my original rape?"

Dave: "Yes, you did."

Steve: "Yeah! That's why your my bro, bro! I share everything with you. ... .... ... including my dick if you want it."

Dave: "STEVE!"

Well think about it.

The Left had to invent a term for people who don't engage casual sex. Imagine what being a young person among Lefitst must be like:

Steve: "Dude, bro. You want a quick bro job?"

Dave: "What? Steve, no."

Steve: "I know you want to go to the game in a minute and I don't want you to be all stressed out."

Dave: "Steve, that's, flattering but wrong. I don't want you to suck my dick."

Steve: "Oh, okay, cool. Sorry man, I thought since you were a Demi-Bi-Sexual you'd be cool with it. My bad."

Dave: "I ... what?"

Steve: "Yeah, like, can't fuck without getting emotionally attached. You were with that girl and you didn't score the same night, so I just assumed you were demisexual, and since we were bros you'd be cool with it, bro. But yeah, no, my bad, bro."

Dave: "Nope, yeah, just straight and waiting to see if it's a good idea."

Steve: "Yeah... yeah. ... Uh. It's just... you're not like a neo-lib, right?"

Dave: "No, I'm not a neo-liberal."

Steve: "Tshk. Yeah! Like, fuck Trump, right?"

Dave: "Yup, fuck Trump."

Steve: "Cool... ... Did I tell you my mom's boyfriend raped me at 14 for like 4 years and now I'm emotionally under-developed and sexually stunted at the age of my original rape?"

Dave: "Yes, you did."

Steve: "Yeah! That's why your my bro, bro! I share everything with you. ... including my dick if you want it."

Dave: "STEVE!"

Well think about it.

The Left had to invent a term for people who don't engage casual sex. Imagine what being a young person among Lefitst must be like:

Steve: "Dude, bro. You want a quick bro job?"

Dave: "What? Steve, no."

Steve: "I know you want to go to the game in a minute and I don't want you to be all stressed out."

Dave: "Steve, that's, flattering but wrong. I don't want you to suck my dick."

Steve: "Oh, okay, cool. Sorry man, I thought since you were a Demi-Bi-Sexual you'd be cool with it. My bad."

Dave: "I ... what?"

Steve: "Yeah, like, can't fuck without getting emotionally attached. You were with that girl and you didn't score the same night, so I just assumed you were demisexual, and since we were bros you'd be cool with it, bro. But yeah, no, my bad, bro."

Dave: "Nope, yeah, just straight and waiting to see if it's a good idea."

Steve: "Yeah... yeah. ... Uh. It's just... you're not like a neo-lib, right?"

Dave: "No, I'm not a neo-liberal."

Steve: "Tshk. Yeah! Like, fuck Trump, right?"

Dave: "Yup, fuck Trump."

Steve: "Cool... ... Did I tell you my mom's boyfriend raped me at 14 for like 4 years and now I'm emotionally under-developed and sexually stunted at the age of my original rape?"

Dave: "Yes, you did."

Steve: "Yeah! That's why your my bro, bro! I share everything with you. ... including my dick if you want it."

Dave: "STEVE!"

Well think about it.

The Left had to invent a term for people who don't engage casual sex.