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It's not even about taking responsibility for their lives in cases like that. I mean, OP is, but Bulb's comment describes another phenomenon I've noticed about soy elementals on the internet.

I've long since lost count of all the raging faggots who live like destitute hobos in their goddamned vans and shower at their bug job's office, but who keep shitting up the internet in posts about how cool the local barcade is. They live like Chinese factory slaves, but they have their iphones and it's SAN FRANCISCO and they work as a junior social media manager for APPLE and it's so GREAT! Once a week they go to this quirky pub and slam IPAs and it's just like their FAVORITE SHOWS... which they consoom all the other nights, because they have no friends or family and there's actually nothing to do but get shitfaced in the entire fucking area.

One article I saw a while back that stuck in my mind was how some pair of yuppies moved from California to Texas; a few days after moving in their car got vandalized pretty bad with "GO BACK TO CALIFORNIA" sprayed all over. If that happened to a normal person they'd be sleeping with a loaded gun under the pillow and looking to get the fuck out ASAP. These... individuals? They gave an interview about how that's kinda unfortunate but everything else about the place is awesome! They seem unable to recognize threats. I don't think a burning cross on their lawn would get rid of them.

Another one was about hobos in... I can't remember which shithole it was, Portland, San Francisco, one of those really bad places, definitely west coast. The local government put a bunch of hobos into a hotel with no supervision, so they were shitting all over the place and harassing people in all those trendy cafes in the area - it was some kind of an affluent neighborhood. And these people, instead of doing the reasonable thing, which in this case would be to organize a mob, find every hobo in the area, and put their severed heads up on spikes in front of city halls with a "YOU'RE NEXT" banner, just talked to press and were all, "Yeah that hobo literally demanding money or else he'll smear me with shit is unpleasant, but have you tried these croissants?"

That's actually beyond retarded, an actual retard would probably start screeching at a filthy hobo threatening to smear him with shit. This is so much worse, these bugs just refuse to see anything that doesn't fit their insane worldview, even if the thing they're ignoring is literally holding its own shit in its hand and demanding money.

3 years ago
4 score
Reason: Original

It's not even about talking responsibility for their lives in cases like that. I mean, OP is, but Bulb's comment describes another phenomenon I've noticed about soy elementals on the internet.

I've long since lost count of all the raging faggots who live like destitute hobos in their goddamned vans and shower at their bug job's office, but they keep covering the internet in posts about how cool the local barcade is. They live like Chinese factory slaves, but they have their iphones and it's SAN FRANCISCO and they work as a junior social media manager for APPLE and it's so GREAT! Once a week they go to this quirky pub and slam IPAs and it's just like their FAVORITE SHOWS... which they consoom all the other nights, because they have no friends or family and there's actually nothing to do but get shitfaced in the entire fucking area.

One article I saw a while back that stuck in my mind was how some pair of yuppies moved from California to Texas; a few days after moving in their car got vandalized pretty bad with "GO BACK TO CALIFORNIA" sprayed all over. If that happened to a normal person they'd be sleeping with a loaded gun under the pillow and looking to get the fuck out ASAP. These... individuals? They gave an interview about how that's kinda unfortunate but everything else about the place is awesome! They seem unable to recognize threats. I don't think a burning cross on their lawn would get rid of them.

Another one was about hobos in... I can't remember which shithole it was, Portland, San Francisco, one of those really bad places, definitely west coast. The local government put a bunch of hobos into a hotel with no supervision, so they were shitting all over the place and harassing people in all those trendy cafes in the area - it was some kind of an affluent neighborhood. And these people, instead of doing the reasonable thing, which in this case would be to organize a mob, find every hobo in the area, and put their severed heads up on spikes in front of city halls with a "YOU'RE NEXT" banner, just talked to press and were all, "Yeah that hobo literally demanding money or else he'll smear me with shit is unpleasant, but have you tried these croissants?"

That's actually beyond retarded, an actual retard would probably start screeching at a filthy hobo threatening to smear him with shit. This is so much worse, these bugs just refuse to see anything that doesn't fit their insane worldview, even if the thing they're ignoring is literally holding its own shit in its hand and demanding money.

3 years ago
1 score