Okay but how does the food hold up?

I buy Chick'fil'a because they're the only chain that has an actually spicy batter. The worst thing to happen was the day they got political because suddenly I had to wait 20 fucking minutes in line to get a spicy deluxe.

I buy Wendy's because they're the only (nationwide) chain that uses fresh ground beef. The worst thing to happen was the day they started tweeting because suddenly I had to wait 20 fucking minutes in line to get a baconator.

I buy Casey's pizza because...

Well, I buy Casey's pizza because I'm from Iowa and that's just what we do. The optimum Casey's pizza experience is the slice that's had a bit of time to dry out on the rack so it's a little crunchy and doesn't drip grease.

Okay but how does the food hold up?

I buy Chick'fil'a because they're the only chain that has an actually spicy batter. The worst thing to happen was the day they got political because suddenly I had to wait 20 fucking minutes in line to get a spicy deluxe.

I buy Wendy's because they're the only (nationwide) chain that uses fresh ground beef. The worst thing to happen was the day they started tweeting because suddenly I had to wait 20 fucking minutes in line to get a baconator.