My orientation is something I shan't change, nor should you!

I like my women biologically born, I can't help that I do.

Calling me transphobic just sidesteps the point

It's you that's the bigot, your perspective disjoint

Come on now, don't put me in for a loop.

Oh won't you let me join in your alphabet soup.

I'm straight, but wait no, I'm more than just that.

I'm Super Straight, let's all agree, even my cat.

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