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HallucinatoryBeing 0 points ago +1 / -1

Fun fact: One of the things samurai like to do when they receive a new sword is test it out on the nearest peasant.

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HallucinatoryBeing 2 points ago +3 / -1

Well, they did kill Jesus. 2000+ years later, they still haven't gotten the message.

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HallucinatoryBeing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who knows. Every company's busy pretending to be a AI tech company so they can pump the stock market up with your retirement money.

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HallucinatoryBeing 16 points ago +16 / -0

That bell curve pic, with the retard and the supergenius coming to the same conclusion and the midwit soyjak in the center, gets more and more relevant each day.

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HallucinatoryBeing 7 points ago +7 / -0

The only consistent lesson learned from history is no one learns from history. It's always "it's different this time."

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HallucinatoryBeing 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dragon Quest, but that's also Squeenix. Now that the founding devs are dying off, even that Japanese staple isn't safe.

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HallucinatoryBeing 8 points ago +8 / -0

Funny thing, people in antiquity didn't have government gibs, yet they had babies anyway. Almost as if children are nature's retirement plan.

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HallucinatoryBeing 3 points ago +3 / -0

People never seem to bring up the corollary: "Sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice."

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HallucinatoryBeing 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yankee faggots like to simultaneously lord over their conquest of the South and bitch about how the South is a drain on the nation.

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HallucinatoryBeing 14 points ago +14 / -0

Only about 25-30% of Republicans under 30 are pro-Israel as well. Leaked audio recording of an ADL meeting showed they were most worried about young people not supporting them more regardless of party/ideology.

Oh noes, the Holocaust spell doesn't work on the golems anymore.

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HallucinatoryBeing 17 points ago +17 / -0

General Robert E. Lee was a officer and a gentleman, more than that drunkard Grant.

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HallucinatoryBeing 34 points ago +34 / -0

One of the few "concessions" the Yankees gave the South during Reconstruction was to allow statues of their soldiers. To honor their sacrifice and valor, so they haven't died in vain.

Of course, now that everyone from the Civil War is long dead, and their descendants thoroughly propagandized, the Northern aggressors reneged on that deal as well.

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HallucinatoryBeing 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just 80%? I'd say it's more like 180%.

Where did the extra 80% come from? In between fellating Biden's wrinkly sack, the presstitutes wouldn't shut the fuck up about the Orange Man (who is bad) in the four years after he left office.

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HallucinatoryBeing 16 points ago +16 / -0

In a woman's solipsistic brain, encountering a bear is like encounter Bigfoot: so unlikely as to be imaginary.

Meanwhile, women do encounter men on a daily basis. Some of those men are dangerous, or worse, ugly. So it makes sense for someone incapable of abstract thought to go with the example that's within her immediate field of vision.

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HallucinatoryBeing 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's the firmware of the reproductive bottleneck in a social species where isolation equals death. Evolution doesn't stop at the neck.

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HallucinatoryBeing 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Press™'s job is to manufacture consent. You'll only see a real journalist when they're being hunted down by feds and hear relentless casting of the Misinformation™ magic spell.

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HallucinatoryBeing 17 points ago +17 / -0

How many Disneys still actively participate in Walt's company? The last one was Roy E.Disney, and he, and the company, died in 2009.

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