I’m not surprised some handshake has that opinion.

All their immigrants would make sure of it.

Is no one on the left going to cry about gatekeeping?

You can never please someone who wasn’t interested in your product in the first place.

Bugs are never, and never will be “consumption ready.”

Chinese-owned Tyson foods.

"Create a little dysentery among the ranks!"

-Sun Ta-zoo, the Chinese Prince Matchabelli

Oh no, my entire faith is a lie! Guess I’ll convert to Islam and brutally murder anyone who makes fun of it.

Because they’re all batshit crazy.

He said one. Not four.

Anyone right of Mao is a threat to muh dEmOcRaCy!

“Around here folks call me ‘Mr. Cross!’”

“Nobody is watching our woke bullshit.”

“W-why are you beating us up?”

“SURPRISE!”

DING DING DING

Woman not offended

Press X for Doubt.

Tied directly to your social score, of course.

The mainstream media can’t be trusted to report on current events in my own hometown. Why should I trust what they report about what’s happening on the other side of the world?

Huh. And here I wasn’t going to get it because I don’t like Miles Morales and fugly Mary Jane.

Oh well, if the Palestinian Ministry of Health says so, it must be true.

Maybe Trump can’t but we can.

FUCK THE SPECIAL COUNCIL

FUCK THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT

AND FUCK JOE BIDEN

They’re desperate to keep him out of office. I’ll vote Trump if I have to write him in.

“You get a ketchup packet! And you get a ketchup packet! Not you, whitey. And you get a ketchup packet!”

When they saw the primary results, they all cried “Boo hoo hoo.”

Spoiler Alert; she won’t.