Santa breaks into your house at night and eats your food. He’s always watching and if you step out of line, he loses his mind and makes you pay the coal toll.

This all tracks honestly.

Let’s create a fake situation and say we’re on a spaceship and you somehow take all the water. I’ll likely take it from you without worrying about ownership rights then worry about the ethics later.

Straw man. Price increases with scarcity, and land is a shared resource anyway with dubious ownership claims.

You can’t own all the anything, because supply and demand.

Escobar was pulling $22B per year at peak. Drug money is way bigger than you might expect.

“Please buy this book as a political statement, and not because you like it.”

Because no one likes it or wants it, and he knows that.

This is a step in the right direction.

Highschool should be optional, and the working age should be lowered to 13. We all know that a loooot of a certain kind of person who be more useful to society at AutoZone instead of in school.

You can’t teach an oaf to read and write. You can show him how to sell wiper fluid, though.

If you think about it, it’s really evolutionary pressure. The most fit political animal is the one that cheats the best.

It’s money laundering. Unnamed foreign cash buyer, bribe an auction house, sell it for 100x, claim the 99x as legit washed cash income.

There are definitely MAGA Jews. Maybe not in New York. The percentage there may be literally 0, I don’t know.

Trust me, it’s hard to eat that much salt.

This is so that trannies can permaban by phone number. They hate the thought of free speech.

Singapore just doesn’t appreciate scholars it seems.

Blacks go wild after dark. If the sun’s not out, don’t be out.

Holy fucking shit. Fake nails are the weirdest, dumbest things women do to themselves.

Have you ever seen receptionists struggling to type over their 4” nails? Idiots.

That’s gotta be a joke.

Because of the physical effort involved, CrossFit is heavily conservative. Libs don’t have the mental fortitude.

Is this a real question? Consoles are way cheaper than computers, and games actually work on them. PC gamers are constantly bitching about bad ports because games are made for consoles and ported to PC.

Imagine learning how men actually feel about you and deciding that not only do you not like it, it should be illegal.

That’s what kanji are for. Kana on its own is much harder to read, and there are only a couple thousand commonly used kanji anyway.

It’s not impossible like this thread would have you believe.

MLP is solid for parents of girls. There are multiple episodes with very direct anti communism themes.

In one episode the Mane 5 literally disband a commune.

Hamas intentionally places itself in civilian areas. Palestine has no civilians.

Safe like from being enriched by local diversity. I felt more safe walking downtown Beijing at night than any US city I’ve been to.

Homeless and scholars man; China has the former but seemingly keeps them in check.

Beijing has police with AKs everywhere. It actually felt pretty safe if you were following rules and being respectful.

If the end result is a Muslim terrorist harboring country being annexed by Israel, is it really so bad?

I wouldn’t be a pretty enough girl to spank it too, I suspect.

As I’m a man and look nothing like a woman.