How about:
Judah did evil in the eyes of the Lord. By the sins they committed they stirred up his jealous anger more than those who were before them had done. They also set up for themselves high places, sacred stones and Asherah poles on every high hill and under every spreading tree. There were even male shrine prostitutes in the land; the people engaged in all the detestable practices of the nations the Lord had driven out before the Israelites.
1 Kings 14:22-24
"Every day that (Archie) continues to be given life-sustaining treatment is contrary to his best interests and, so, a stay, even for a short time, is against his best interests," he added.
Even if there's nothing to be done for him, I fail to see how dying sooner rather than later is in his "best interests".
By the poster's own admission, he had more sexual partners in a single day than most people have had in their entire life.
Yes, I remember this. Back in the day, there was a Creationist who made the argument that the banana was evidence for Creation. Critics pointed out that it all falls apart if you replace the grocery store banana with a wild one.