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I thought the whole point of the "women will chose the bear" thing is that women are fucking retarded and make terrible decisions
many are leaning in with "yes i choose the bear"
That would be the point in action.
"Dear women, I can run faster than you, longer than you, and I'm very likely wearing footwear suitable to actually run in. Have fun with Yogi."
fucked her behind the dumpster on a Tuesday afternoon.
Well yeah, some guys start drinking early in the day so mistakes will happen 🍺👓
Sounds like the same stupid stunt Onlyfans pulled trying to claim it's not just for porn, when that's the first thing everyone assumes it will be if someone states to have an account. Nobody is subbing to an OF account to watch someone cook while clothed when that exists on YouTube and other platforms already, ans probably with fewer clothes!
Sexual Market Value, or something.
Basically correctly rating themself, whatever that may be.
For example: as a solid 6 instead of believing they are an upper 9, because they're still "humble" enough to not go for the obvious 10 label.
Too late.
They probably know it won't fly this time round so don't want to accelerate things that much.
Yet.
village of [angry] black guys who use pro wrestling moves and electric powers
Who rap. Badly. On purpose.
Lion Kangz n shiet!
The "West": We must break into the Eastern market!
Also the "West": The East isn't allowed to have a market!
Is it diabetes? It feels like the answer is diabetes.
"Drug mules, not real mules you bunch of bozos!" - some SNL sketch parodying Trump, probably.
/laughtrack
Give a man a taco, make him shit for a day.
Teach a man to taco, employ better hygiene standards and manage to make it beyond a distance covered in a couple of seconds to the nearest toilet.
What a bunch of whiny faggots that immediately start crying like a bitch the second anything doesn't go their way.
Nothing says democracy like a government trying to suppress whistle-blowers 🇳🇿
Don't forget the parts where the roster of potential replacements had only one white guy and he ended up being the villain of the story, killing every other potential except the walking rolling meme. His name when he gained the Sentry powers?
Ryan Sentry.
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Some people are simply that retarded and sheltered from reality.
Multiple people
How diverse.
Meth Gator
I'm not sure whether to be impressed or not at the creativity of this 🤔
Something, something, 1000 monkeys on typewriters can produce the works of Shakespeare.
1000 pajeets on remote call working producing work checks
Eh, close enough.
Maybe it's botox, or something similar after all the blackface he's done.
4chan sided with LW1.
I read that as "whorehouse" the first time. It would probably be more accurate, all things considered.
Considering just how fucking warm it is right now I doubt that pantomime villain is going to be dressed up like that for anything other than a very brief indoors, air conditioned minute to spout some insane rhetoric before dashing off and shedding only layers of clothes before the inevitable heat stroke sets in.