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Cup-a-Fart -2 points ago +3 / -5

“Judge not, lest you be judged.”
I think that applies here. Maybe not.

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Cup-a-Fart 2 points ago +4 / -2

I don’t get why people put so much stock in what others think. If I’m not out here physically attacking people for their choices, what does it matter what I think about them?

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Cup-a-Fart 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’d like to have a family, but I’d have to be involved with a “fertile” woman, and they’d be younger than what I am comfortable with. So it’s pretty much something in the rear view mirror at this point.

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Cup-a-Fart 4 points ago +11 / -7

Do whatever the hell you want with your life, you only get one, and it’s none of my business. However, I will not be forced to accept your choices.

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Cup-a-Fart 15 points ago +15 / -0

After a failed marriage and a failed long term relationship after that I’ve cashed in my chips and gotten up from the table. I’ve begun to rather enjoy my own company.

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Cup-a-Fart 14 points ago +14 / -0

I feel bad for anyone who has to live nearby these shrieking codependent women. FFS, what happened to screaming into a pillow at home? I’m sure they recorded it and posted it to their social media accounts, because if you didn’t record it, it didn’t happen.

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Cup-a-Fart 11 points ago +11 / -0

Live in the pod, eat the bugs. You will own nothing, and you’ll be a pretentious asshole about how great it is.

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Cup-a-Fart 14 points ago +14 / -0

Keep your sticks on the ice, truckers. Well done!

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Cup-a-Fart 6 points ago +6 / -0

$20 says his ex wife comes out and says he used to get drunk and hit her.

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Cup-a-Fart 30 points ago +31 / -1

I’ll give scientists credit, they did teach that one gorilla to play tennis really well. Though it does have quite the attitude problem. Science isn’t perfect.

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Cup-a-Fart 13 points ago +13 / -0

Trust The Science™. Science has no home here.

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Cup-a-Fart 1 point ago +2 / -1

The first time it happened was when I had downloaded an app to find parking, the NHS app had piggybacked onto it. I deleted it, then it showed up on its own two or three times after.

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Cup-a-Fart 5 points ago +5 / -0

“You can be mad but I guess I don’t personally view my body as an extension of myself and I’ve never really felt violated any of the 15 or so times I’ve been stabbed. Once a guy accidentally left a cool knife in my body so if it keeps happening you might get a little treat.”

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Cup-a-Fart 30 points ago +33 / -3

Shut your upper front hole and make me a stack of meat and bread, birthing person. I’m going to be in the car storage area with my Latinx friend watching sports ball.

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Cup-a-Fart 10 points ago +10 / -0

They had vaccine passports? Was it that shitty NHS app that kept downloading to my phone last time I was over there?

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Cup-a-Fart 40 points ago +40 / -0

Enjoy all the upcoming forced “lesbian” sex, ladies.

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