Talk about jamming a broom handle in your bike rim and blaming someone else for falling off. Stupid whores.
Won’t be long and every team in the NFL will just be ‘Football Team #x’.
“I don’t lick the boot, I take it behind the middle school and try to get it pregnant.”
I hope the people of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch are staying safe out there.
You don’t have a relationship if you’re a whore. You’re just a whore.
“We all sold our Pfizer stock, and now we feel differently.”
Does this apply to you, your friends, your domestic partner, or or kid with one of the dumbest fucking names I’ve ever seen, Horse Teeth?
And divorce attorneys.
Go fuck yourself.
Sorry, your usefulness as our tool has expired, no more clapping. You are no longer the heroes we said you were, and you’ll have to TikTok dance on your own time now. Cheers!
I didn’t know Twitter was a branch of the military.
Non-gamers have ruined gaming.
The power of Christ compels you! To give him $5, so the youth minister can diddle your kid.
And the Indian kid still shits in the urinal.
“I find the word slopes offensive!! Stop Asian hate!!”
A pollock walks into a bar.
Bartender asks, “What’ll you have?”.
Water.
The green female one isn’t fat enough.
Just because so many in your community refuse to accept responsibility for their offspring, don’t push that shit on those who truly care about theirs.
Go play in traffic
What a horrible thing to hear when you wake up.
(Laughs in Soros)
Intentionally trying to reduce the male population?
“Pay attention to us!!”