FUCK YES dude! This is exactly what I've been waiting for! Now I can finally look like the biggest fucking faggot in the entire universe while having advertisements for new and uninteresting garbage to consoom directly into my goddamn retinas! I'll finally be able to watch tranny porn while SLAMMING IPAs inside my $5000 a month cupboard-sized apartment!
(It's literally just Google Glass 2.0 except even gayer, which makes sense considering who's selling it, but the idea has been thoroughly dead for over a decade. If I ever see anyone wearing one of these on the streets I'm punching them in the face. No court will sentence me.)
FUCK YES dude! This is exactly what I've been waiting for! Now I can finally look like the biggest fucking faggot in the entire universe while having advertisements for new and uninteresting garbage to consoom directly into my goddamn retinas! I'll finally be able to watch tranny porn while SLAMMING IPAs inside my $5000 a month cupboard-sized apartment!
(It's literally just Google Glass 2.0 except even gayer, which makes sense considering who's selling it, but the idea has been thoroughly dead for over a decade. If I ever see anyone wearing one of these on the streets I'm punching them in the face. No court will sentence me.)