A horny old journo named Toobin, Was giving his willie some lubin’, While beating his meat, His joy was complete, Until he recalled he was Zoomin’

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They said, “Jeffery show us your spunk!” So he promptly whipped out his junk; Zoomed a few strokes of his wood, They said, “Jeffery you misunderstood!” Now our anti-Trump efforts are sunk!

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I know laughing at Toobin appeals, But please try to think how he feels, He can't help it if he, Would much rather be, Wearing fishnets, a bra, and spike heels

A horny old journo named Toobin, Was giving his willie some lubin’, While beating his meat, His joy was complete, Until he recalled he was Zoomin’

.

They said, “Jeffery show us your spunk!” So he promptly whipped out his junk; Zoomed a few strokes of his wood, They said, “Jeffery you misunderstood!” Now our anti-Trump efforts are sunk!

.

I know laughing at Toobin appeals, But please try to think how he feels, He can't help it if he, Would much rather be, Wearing fishnets, a bra, and spike heels

A horny old journo named Toobin, Was giving his willie some lubin’, While beating his meat, His joy was complete, Until he recalled he was Zoomin’

They said, “Jeffery show us your spunk!” So he promptly whipped out his junk; Zoomed a few strokes of his wood, They said, “Jeffery you misunderstood!” Now our anti-Trump efforts are sunk!

I know laughing at Toobin appeals, But please try to think how he feels, He can't help it if he, Would much rather be, Wearing fishnets, a bra, and spike heels

A horny old journo named Toobin Was giving his willie some lubin’ While beating his meat His joy was complete Until he recalled he was Zoomin’

They said, “Jeffery show us your spunk!” So he promptly whipped out his junk; Zoomed a few strokes of his wood, They said, “Jeffery you misunderstood!” Now our anti-Trump efforts are sunk!

I know laughing at Toobin appeals But please try to think how he feels He can't help it if he Would much rather be Wearing fishnets, a bra, and spike heels