There's so much straw manning there it's ridiculous. I don't even want to play the game and I know you can still get it officially on the game's website, itch.io and at least one or two other places, as well as piracy.

Fiction doesn't work that way. You can't just see something happen and become that thing.

Otherwise you're a bank robber if you ever watched Heat.

You're an actual alien from another planet if you watched Coneheads.

You have a Proton Pack if you ever watched Ghostbusters.

You have a most excellent time travelling phone booth if you watched Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

You had a frozen caveman buried in your backyard if you watched Encino Man.

You're a fighter pilot if you watched Top Gun.

You're a police officer if you ever watched Police Academy.

I could keep going, but this shit is ridiculous. Fiction doesn't work this way.

There's so much straw manning here it's ridiculous. I don't even want to play the game and I know you can still get it officially on the game's website, itch.io and at least one or two other places, as well as piracy.

Fiction doesn't work that way. You can't just see something happen and become that thing.

Otherwise you're a bank robber if you ever watched Heat.

You're an actual alien from another planet if you watched Coneheads.

You have a Proton Pack if you ever watched Ghostbusters.

You have a most excellent time travelling phone booth if you watched Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

You had a frozen caveman buried in your backyard if you watched Encino Man.

You're a fighter pilot if you watched Top Gun.

You're a police officer if you ever watched Police Academy.

I could keep going, but this shit is ridiculous. Fiction doesn't work this way.