I'm convinced that Biden is surrounded by a squad of danger-haired lesbian advisors who set the priorities for his office's ceremonial pronouncements.

He sits there drooling over his ice cream while a cabal of evil shits run him and tell him all sorts of lies while he nods and eventually takes a nap.

On top of that, he's an evil box of rocks who screws his pants on every morning and every time he shits them, which is often.

I'm convinced that Biden is surrounded by a squad of danger-haired lesbian advisors who set the priorities for his office's ceremonial pronouncements.

He sits there drooling over his ice cream while a cabal of evil shits run him and tell him all sorts of lies while he nods and eventually takes a nap.

On top of that, he's an evil piece of shit who screws his pants on every morning and every time he shits them, which is often.