Because I had to see the trailer before a movie recently, the new Smurf thing is entirely "Papa Smurf is kidnapped, Smurfette is now the leader to go rescue him!" Which will certainly end with her being crowned the new authority or something.
Yeah its a painfully obvious "we got all these guys in a contract and need to use them" movie. Its got a cheap outsourced art style, relies entirely on naming every celebrity possible for all its marketing, and is using a throwaway IP.
Its very existence reveals the fact that Hollywood isn't about making movies, but moving money and favors around in the background.
Its using the new Smurfs movie as its basis. A movie that exists right now entirely because Rhianna agreed to be in it, so they made Smurfette the main character and the center of all the marketing.
An IP that no one cares about, hasn't cared about in decades, but they still keep pumping out crap seemingly to no one. Which sounds like UNICEF really.
I think it's funny that they suggest we live like the homogeneous patriarchy that the Smurfs live in
Because I had to see the trailer before a movie recently, the new Smurf thing is entirely "Papa Smurf is kidnapped, Smurfette is now the leader to go rescue him!" Which will certainly end with her being crowned the new authority or something.
And you have negress Rihanna doing the voice to boost.
EDIT: Oh god, most of the cast is cuck galore. James Corden - Jimmy Kimmel - Octavia Spencer, etc
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt18069420/
Yeah its a painfully obvious "we got all these guys in a contract and need to use them" movie. Its got a cheap outsourced art style, relies entirely on naming every celebrity possible for all its marketing, and is using a throwaway IP.
Its very existence reveals the fact that Hollywood isn't about making movies, but moving money and favors around in the background.
Geez, the F4 and The Smufs. Is every movie replacing their males with females
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Its using the new Smurfs movie as its basis. A movie that exists right now entirely because Rhianna agreed to be in it, so they made Smurfette the main character and the center of all the marketing.
An IP that no one cares about, hasn't cared about in decades, but they still keep pumping out crap seemingly to no one. Which sounds like UNICEF really.
They think they can copy the mario movie.. girl boss.
Cue that other UNICEF ad of the Smurfs getting bombed to shit
One of the best unintentionally funny ads of all time.
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fuck your antichrist color wheel
Isn't Smurfette also the only girl smurf? Unless they added more for this movie.
Looks like they added girl smurfs and talking animals
Ahh. I dont think I'm gonna watch this of course, unless I take my nephew or something.