It gives me a lot of confidence that the creators of this drug were thinking: WTF? people are actually willing to put this in their body instead of not stuffing their fat, ugly faces?
Ozempic is supposed to help with diabetes and a side effect is appetite suppression. My mom has been on the generic version for awhile for the intended use, but Ozempic is the only one that is approved for the off label weight loss use.
Which is the reason they applied for it after their patent ran out and generics were able to come in and undercut them. They need (want) the money and shit's expensive.
Ozempic lowers your weight while increasing the number of fat cells you have. You end up with more, smaller fat cells.
Which presumably will be screaming "feed me Seymour" whenever you stop taking it, because that's what fat cells do. Fat cells that lose fat tell the body "hey, running out fat here!".
Cannibalism about to skyrocket as people not able to afford more Ozempic eat the first thing they see.
archive
It gives me a lot of confidence that the creators of this drug were thinking: WTF? people are actually willing to put this in their body instead of not stuffing their fat, ugly faces?
Ozempic is supposed to help with diabetes and a side effect is appetite suppression. My mom has been on the generic version for awhile for the intended use, but Ozempic is the only one that is approved for the off label weight loss use.
Which is the reason they applied for it after their patent ran out and generics were able to come in and undercut them. They need (want) the money and shit's expensive.
Ozempic lowers your weight while increasing the number of fat cells you have. You end up with more, smaller fat cells.
Which presumably will be screaming "feed me Seymour" whenever you stop taking it, because that's what fat cells do. Fat cells that lose fat tell the body "hey, running out fat here!".
Cannibalism about to skyrocket as people not able to afford more Ozempic eat the first thing they see.
Given the original ideal of "over-consumerism" that zombies often get attributed to, this still seems very fitting. At least they'll be slow zombies.
Well the fat people would probably be faster, they wouldn't have a respiratory system to slow then down, no pain to slow them down.