posted ago by Koanic ago by Koanic +12 / -9

Let's say, hypothetically, that after an "asteroid" destroyed the dinosaurs, the Earth was formless and void. And the Elohim hovered over the waters. And they decided to make a new race of sapients in their own image. So they created the angels, avian humanoids who dwelled in the ethereal plane, soaring through Earth's thick dust-filled atmosphere. And their skin was bluish white, like the blue sky, and like arctic animals who dwell at latitudes with little sunlight.

Then much later came the age of mammals, and of men. Whenever men met the angels, they were afraid of these shining giants. So the angel would say, "Be not afraid." Sometimes their ethereal wings were visible, sometimes not, but they had no hair, for that is a mammalian trait.

Does that ring any bells? The Aesir, the frost giants, the Prometheus Engineers, Pinhead from Hellraiser, Sephiroth, to name a few?

And if these angels happen to be the patrons of the Caucasian race, whose national symbols so often include eagles, is that racist? Is that forbidden? Can we not talk about how the Angel is the tier-7 creature of the Castle faction in Heroes of Might and Magic 3, because its art draws upon humanity's racial memory, making it an enduring classic?

I would expect as much from Reddit, but your janny just told me that saying White people are hybridized with angels is racist.

I'd like to apologize for insinuating that white people are highly individualistic, have large straight beaks, are fearless and creative, have visionary foresight, create great art, etc. Please forget I associated Aryans with the eagle and the songbird. Especially not Odin's ravens, that would be horrible.

We are only allowed to say that all human beings descended from chimps and came out of Africa. We are all the same. Open borders and open assholes for all!

Edit: Wow Diablo really hit the nail on the head:

Two steps from hell - Archangel (Extended) Diablo 3 cinematics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9HO-Mfv4Is