Fat dancing white girls with piercings and rainbow hair, smug ugly people staring intensely while some bimbo does a voice over, and pedophiles in dresses are going to be the majority of the background characters Disney's liveaction Niggaplease!
Done properly, that coulda been fun. You know, wink wink nudged nudge like "Girl, your 5 oclock is showing" Man's voice "Wha..." raising it to a woman's pitch "What? I shaved already!"
Disney would just turn it into that pedo demon tranny from Texas' fag queen story time.
Funny thing is that parents are the one that take kids to see movies. Parents, at least the ones I know, hate tik tok.
I assume they want to target it to teenagers?
Oh goody. And for the trifecta will it be updated for a modern audience?
Inb4 the love interest is “Ethiopian” because reasons
Of course. Why bother researching other mythologies when you can “update Greek mythology for a modern audience”
Zeus has already been cast/played by Russell Crowe in Thor 4.
Then again the three things Zeus is known for are:
Fucking everything that moves.
Fucking everything that doesn't move.
And shapeshifting... while fucking everything that does or doesn't move.
I threw up a little.
Might has well have said "inspired by cancer"
Faggots everywhere.
Making a movie "inspired by TikTok" is like making a salad inspired by anthrax.
Fat dancing white girls with piercings and rainbow hair, smug ugly people staring intensely while some bimbo does a voice over, and pedophiles in dresses are going to be the majority of the background characters Disney's liveaction Niggaplease!
At the very least the muses are going to be drag queens
Done properly, that coulda been fun. You know, wink wink nudged nudge like "Girl, your 5 oclock is showing" Man's voice "Wha..." raising it to a woman's pitch "What? I shaved already!"
Disney would just turn it into that pedo demon tranny from Texas' fag queen story time.
Funny thing is that parents are the one that take kids to see movies. Parents, at least the ones I know, hate tik tok. I assume they want to target it to teenagers?