Setting aside how hilarious and amazing the whole thing is, his reaction is the most key thing to take away.
He thinks because he is a federal agent he is above them, doesn't have to do what they say, and they must abide by his demands because he has a badge lazily hanging off his belt. That he is in complete control. Yet when the slightest bit of pushback is given, he suddenly has a medical condition, his wife is pregnant, and he is crying. No control, no dignity, just squealing.
Its almost a perfect representation of the empty straw house the entire fed system is built on. And how quickly they fall apart when you stand up to them, which while funny here is how you end up with them reacting with overt violence to the slightest slights.
Yeah, he thinks that because he's a fed, he's above them. But that's not how jurisdiction works.
One of the craziest fed v. local stories like this I've ever heard was a death-in-custody incident. The feds were basically hunting anyone associated with the Boston Bombers, and they'd been hounding and harassing one specific guy for months that they were just sure was involved in some way.
The day of the incident, they pulled this guy over at an intersection, ripped him from his car, and interrogated him, not in his house, but in some other house. This was in Florida, and it was over 100 F, and over 100% humidity. The feds interrogated this guy for 6 hours well into the early morning but they had one Florida State trooper there to observe, because this was a federal investigation, but in Florida's jurisdiction. There were moments in the interrogation where the feds were screaming at him and throwing things. Eventually, the guy broke down, told him he'd sign whatever confession they wanted.
The next moment was chaos, but IIRC this is what happened: he didn't write out a confession, they gave him a pre-written one. He immediately signed it. Then he flipped the table he was sitting at, grabbed one of the fed's guns, actually removed it from his holster, and shot himself in the head with it. One of the feds also shot him ('cause he grabbed a gun).
The only reason we know about this is that the Florida State Trooper, immediately walked out of the room, call the Florida AG, and told him what happened. The AG was like, 'Oh fuck, get the fuck out of there right now and we'll record your testimony.'
The feds were still trying to process what the fuck to even do, by the time the trooper had yeeted himself as far away as he could to CYA. Basically, because the Florida AG got involved immediately, and had a state trooper for the whole interview, it prevented the feds from covering the whole thing up. The State of Florida launched an investigation into the federal investigation, and the family sued the feds for millions of dollars. I think they were actually awarded significant compensation in a wrongful death suit.
All because a state trooper was like "fuck this bullshit, I'm not getting rolled up in negligent homicide charges".
Honest question because I’ve never been interrogated by the feds so I literally don’t know and am sincerely asking. But how does one go from completely innocent of a crime to wanting to kill themselves in 6 hours because of hard questioning? I feel like I would just shutdown and/or laugh at the situation and say nothing.
I legit cannot fathom the process to not being involved at all morphing into agreeing it was me as a ruse to kill myself
Most innocent people with no experience with the criminal justice system have a respectful attitude with police, and want to help them. When they get sat down at an interrogation, the cops use that against them, and badger people for hours on end to get them to admit to what they did.
You do two things. Demand a lawyer, and then shut the fuck up. Even if you are innocent, even if you can explain, even if you want to help.
Also ask if you can leave, if you're being detained, or being arrested.
In that Florida story, I don't think there's any way they could argue he wasn't arrested when they pulled him from his vehicle and took him against his will to a different place, but other times police can basically interrogate you and as long as you are technically free to go they neither have to volunteer that fact nor honor any requests for an attorney.
There's no hard and fast rule when a detention transforms into arrest, but they can't detain you indefinitely. They either have to escalate to an arrest or let you go. Refuse to speak, ask to leave and if they won't let you leave ask for an attorney.
Setting aside how hilarious and amazing the whole thing is, his reaction is the most key thing to take away.
He thinks because he is a federal agent he is above them, doesn't have to do what they say, and they must abide by his demands because he has a badge lazily hanging off his belt. That he is in complete control. Yet when the slightest bit of pushback is given, he suddenly has a medical condition, his wife is pregnant, and he is crying. No control, no dignity, just squealing.
Its almost a perfect representation of the empty straw house the entire fed system is built on. And how quickly they fall apart when you stand up to them, which while funny here is how you end up with them reacting with overt violence to the slightest slights.
Yeah, he thinks that because he's a fed, he's above them. But that's not how jurisdiction works.
One of the craziest fed v. local stories like this I've ever heard was a death-in-custody incident. The feds were basically hunting anyone associated with the Boston Bombers, and they'd been hounding and harassing one specific guy for months that they were just sure was involved in some way.
The day of the incident, they pulled this guy over at an intersection, ripped him from his car, and interrogated him, not in his house, but in some other house. This was in Florida, and it was over 100 F, and over 100% humidity. The feds interrogated this guy for 6 hours well into the early morning but they had one Florida State trooper there to observe, because this was a federal investigation, but in Florida's jurisdiction. There were moments in the interrogation where the feds were screaming at him and throwing things. Eventually, the guy broke down, told him he'd sign whatever confession they wanted.
The next moment was chaos, but IIRC this is what happened: he didn't write out a confession, they gave him a pre-written one. He immediately signed it. Then he flipped the table he was sitting at, grabbed one of the fed's guns, actually removed it from his holster, and shot himself in the head with it. One of the feds also shot him ('cause he grabbed a gun).
The only reason we know about this is that the Florida State Trooper, immediately walked out of the room, call the Florida AG, and told him what happened. The AG was like, 'Oh fuck, get the fuck out of there right now and we'll record your testimony.'
The feds were still trying to process what the fuck to even do, by the time the trooper had yeeted himself as far away as he could to CYA. Basically, because the Florida AG got involved immediately, and had a state trooper for the whole interview, it prevented the feds from covering the whole thing up. The State of Florida launched an investigation into the federal investigation, and the family sued the feds for millions of dollars. I think they were actually awarded significant compensation in a wrongful death suit.
All because a state trooper was like "fuck this bullshit, I'm not getting rolled up in negligent homicide charges".
Honest question because I’ve never been interrogated by the feds so I literally don’t know and am sincerely asking. But how does one go from completely innocent of a crime to wanting to kill themselves in 6 hours because of hard questioning? I feel like I would just shutdown and/or laugh at the situation and say nothing.
I legit cannot fathom the process to not being involved at all morphing into agreeing it was me as a ruse to kill myself
Most innocent people with no experience with the criminal justice system have a respectful attitude with police, and want to help them. When they get sat down at an interrogation, the cops use that against them, and badger people for hours on end to get them to admit to what they did.
You do two things. Demand a lawyer, and then shut the fuck up. Even if you are innocent, even if you can explain, even if you want to help.
Do not talk to the police. Ever.
Also ask if you can leave, if you're being detained, or being arrested.
In that Florida story, I don't think there's any way they could argue he wasn't arrested when they pulled him from his vehicle and took him against his will to a different place, but other times police can basically interrogate you and as long as you are technically free to go they neither have to volunteer that fact nor honor any requests for an attorney.
There's no hard and fast rule when a detention transforms into arrest, but they can't detain you indefinitely. They either have to escalate to an arrest or let you go. Refuse to speak, ask to leave and if they won't let you leave ask for an attorney.