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GEB_SEER 56 points ago +57 / -1

Imagine the bullet.

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GEB_SEER 16 points ago +16 / -0

Hey if they can tantilize their creepy, rapey, totalitarian hypotheticals I can tantilize the VERY hypothetical minecraft peasant revolt they really ought to be afraid of.

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brappablat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Imagine the smell

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almond_activator 9 points ago +9 / -0

That wasn't terrible.

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lapalapa 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was good.

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pizzakek [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Kek, good one

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gamexa 41 points ago +43 / -2

Imagine the Early Life.

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The_Gay_Deceiver 32 points ago +33 / -1

You must train your instincts. It's only a matter of time before we lose the Early Life section. You must be ready.

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RealDrJester -29 points ago +2 / -31

Indeed, this dude is Greek! What's wrong with Greeks?

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The_Gay_Deceiver 26 points ago +27 / -1

ctrl-T

alt-D

wikipedia.org - enter

Albert Bourla - enter

ctrl-F

"je"

That's as quick as I can make it.

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RealDrJester -31 points ago +2 / -33

Greek?

Oh, you mean his religion? What is wrong being Jewish? Nothing happened, and they did nothing wrong. Unless you are willing to provide evidence of your conspiracy theory.

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Kaarous 26 points ago +27 / -1

The most reliable barometer for evil on this board, is whether you pop up to defend it.

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RealDrJester -22 points ago +1 / -23

Nope, it is when you people show up. So far, nothing good has come out of national socialists.

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Kaarous 19 points ago +20 / -1

There's another good barometer. Anyone that you or your butt buddies call a Nazi, is most likely a decent, civilized individual.

Heck at this point I'd be suspicious of anyone you haven't called a Nazi.

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MonsterUltra 14 points ago +16 / -2

SHUT IT DOWN. GOYS NOTICED THINGS.

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RealDrJester -17 points ago +1 / -18

Yes, I do tend to notice the stormcuckery a lot.

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el_hoovy 4 points ago +5 / -1

ya aint no goy...

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DT990P 9 points ago +10 / -1

It’s all just a coincidence…

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Vicenzo 7 points ago +8 / -1

What's the Talmud? Do jews really believe they are better than non jews (chosen ones)? What does goyim mean and why do jews discriminate against goyim?

I keep reading these but I've never been able to get a jew's take on them.

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RealDrJester -10 points ago +1 / -11

Considering who you are. I suspect none of those are honest questions and you are not looking for an honest answer. So I won't even waste my time. Besides you have yet to prove any of the stormcuck conspiracy theories about Jews true.

But I will tell you this, if Jews hated you, you would have ended up in a concentration camp and experienced genocide.

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Vicenzo 8 points ago +9 / -1

Answer the questions

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pertivi 4 points ago +5 / -1

He comes from a proud family that fingerpointed other jews to the nazis.

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KlAModsAreKikeLovers 17 points ago +19 / -2

Cope

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RealDrJester -19 points ago +2 / -21

Yep, people here really have a bone against mediterranean people. Like Italians, Greeks, Spaniards...

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CatoTheElder 5 points ago +6 / -1

There is no jew too evil for you to defend. You have defended Chuck Schumer, Klaus Schwab, and now Albert Bourla, the CEO of Pfizer.

Truly "Defend the jew, no matter who."

Are you going to defend Bernie Madoff next? What about Elizibeth Holmes? Or for that matter Christian Rasmus Holmes IV? How about Manfred Stern?

Keep rationalizing their crimes.

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RealDrJester -7 points ago +1 / -8

You have defended Chuck Schumer, Klaus Schwab, and now Albert Bourla, the CEO of Pfizer.

I did? [CITATION NEEDED}

Because you did defend pedo nazis though.

https://www.historynet.com/book-review-the-ss-sonderkommando-dirlewanger-edited-by-rolf-michaelis.htm

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yvaN_ehT_nioJ 31 points ago +32 / -1

What are you trying to tell me? That I can check the 'Early Life' section?

No Neo. I'm telling you when you're ready, you won't even have to.

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RealDrJester -26 points ago +2 / -28

Greek!

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gamexa 11 points ago +15 / -4

The Jew tries to be Chad, but the Jew is at best Ben Shapiro.

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RealDrJester -16 points ago +2 / -18

But he is Greek. Unless you have problems with Greeks...

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yvaN_ehT_nioJ 4 points ago +4 / -0

That BGC tho 😤😤😤

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RealDrJester -10 points ago +2 / -12

Is that a problem?

Delineate here why that is a problem.

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TriangleGang 24 points ago +26 / -2

Doctors tend to forget who is in charge. Their economic model is fee for service, same as an auto mechanic. They can offer advice and propose treatments, but ultimately the patient decides what they want to do, just like a car owner.

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SarcasticRidley 23 points ago +23 / -0

but ultimately the patient decides what they want to do

For now...

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FutaCumDiet 21 points ago +22 / -1

ultimately the patient decides what they want to do

"Oh, you don't want to be injected with radioactive whale jizz? Guess you'll have to lose your job and become a destitute!"

Did you learn literally fucking nothing the past 2 years?

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ernsithe 8 points ago +8 / -0

you don't want to be injected with radioactive whale jizz
FutaCumDiet

Was it just the radiation that was the deal-breaker or the whale part?

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BidenLikesMiners 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's not actually a whale, its an sjw shetwink that contaminated herself trying to become a second bruce banner

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ernsithe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh that kind of whale. Well, that's even worse.

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MuffyMangina 6 points ago +7 / -1

Governments and insurance companies pay doctors, so governments and insurance companies are in charge.

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BidenLikesMiners 5 points ago +6 / -1

ultimately the patient decides what they want to do, just like a car owner.

This niggard got 20billion+ because the gov mandated medicine. Hes not hoping for his next product to be optional, either

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Kaarous 19 points ago +20 / -1

ingestible pills

Ingest these nuts, you poison peddling freaks.

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BidenLikesMiners 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thx for the hearty kek

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ernsithe 12 points ago +12 / -0

First of all, let's just handwave needing a safe-to-eat power source. And the band of an antenna that small. And the impermeability of the human body to RF in that range.... they do realize that there are other things with a pH of ~2 right? A couple of squirts of lemon juice would do it.

Oh and all pills are "ingestible pills" you retard. What's your next big invention? A drinkable liquid?

Edit: "Electronic pill." Twitter OP's the fuck up here.

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Vicenzo 3 points ago +4 / -1

Not if you can create a biomarker mrna that gets expressed outwardly. Maybe a skin mark or something that can be validated.

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Assassin47 4 points ago +4 / -0

Perhaps an easily recognized mark on your hand or forehead.

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Vicenzo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly

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Suchinternet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks, you never know ifnthese things are real without a source.

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CatoTheElder 10 points ago +11 / -1

In due course, my son Marcus, I shall explain what I found out in Athens about these Greeks, and demonstrate what advantage there may be in looking into their writings (while not taking them too seriously). They are a worthless and unruly tribe. Take this as a prophecy: when those folk give us their writings they will corrupt everything. All the more if they send their doctors here. They have sworn to kill all barbarians with medicine—and they charge a fee for doing it, in order to be trusted and to work more easily. They call us barbarians, too, of course, and Opici, a dirtier name than the rest. I have forbidden you to deal with doctors.

Medicina delenda est

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AnotherSchwarzesMark 10 points ago +10 / -0

Someone had to invent this. Don't some people ask themselves if what they are making will be used for evil and if so will they still do make it?

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Kirko 14 points ago +14 / -0

Then they look at their bank account and decide morality is for the poor.

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BidenLikesMiners 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aka, 'the fauci method'

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FlauntandStraunt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Usually it's started as "Safe tracking chip we can use with animals" Then it's some evil scumbag that goes "now what about people" that person is so far removed from the creator and if the creator talks that's either livelihood or life in danger.

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Suchinternet 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just remeber, however bad things are, there are people out there actively working to come up with something worse.

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bloodguard 7 points ago +7 / -0

Times like this I really wish we lived in an alternate universe that had real assassins guilds.

Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest veterinarian.

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realerfunction 6 points ago +6 / -0

why can't terrorists ever strike these events?

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Thisisnotanexit 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's gross.

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Tralfaz 4 points ago +4 / -0

With a $250 deposit in case you return the used tattletale in soiled condition.

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barwhack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please. Dealers are chemists enough to make meth from sudafed. You think they can't put a pill in some muriatic acid?

Imagine the wank-brainedness that spends million$ on nano-tech for THIS.

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TeeBP 2 points ago +2 / -0

So what'll stop me from just dissolving it in some warm water?

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Owmyballz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time to adopt a stray cat. Here kitty kitty take the pill near the wifi router.

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DomitiusOfMassilia 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're just super-villains at this point. Nothing else.

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BidenLikesMiners 2 points ago +2 / -0

some people need to be imprisoned for life.

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captain-shitpost 2 points ago +2 / -0

not even addressing how villainous this is, the tech doesn't work either... you can just leave it in a cup of lemon juice a few days...

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pizzakek [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

The fact they are discussing it as a huge advancement though, is proof they are plotting forced medications on a whole another level.

Well, not proof, but strong strong indicator.

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ZodShael 2 points ago +3 / -1

If I even entertained the idea of complying, I'd just feed it to my some police dog.

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Telia 0 points ago +1 / -1

And i thought the "5d chip in vaccine" was BS that was made up as a straw man to brush away legit concerns about the vaccine. . But it turns out it was true after all.

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NihilistCaregiver -8 points ago +2 / -10

I'm ok with this for retards who don't finish their entire course of antibiotics and contribute to bacterial drug resistance.

But for people who take meds correctly, Bourla can fuck off.

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Adamrises 14 points ago +14 / -0

Literally every bad thing can be rationalized by a good use of it.

That's why we don't do things for the greater good, and have to think of the abuses rather than the utopian ideals.

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simpdestroyer 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is how they try to rationalize people losing their right to bear arms.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 6 points ago +7 / -1

I feel like this would mostly be for antipsychotics. Namely court ordered ones. Antipsychotic noncompliance is a legitimate problem.

This is a good idea when applied correctly, but "imagine the compliance" was an extremely bad way to word it. He sounds like a supervillain.

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Shill4Hire 5 points ago +5 / -0

If it quacks like a supervillain...

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BidenLikesMiners 3 points ago +3 / -0

He just forced an ineffective drug last year.