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posted ago by Mpetey123 ago by Mpetey123 +36 / -0

So I know must folks rightfully stopped watching or didn't watch in the first place. But in the finale Cortana takes over MC's body and saves the day. MC wasn't good enough so they killed him off, essentially, so Cortana could save the day.

Edit: I should add the Covenant human chick was killed by a Spartan chick but the Covenant was planning on killing her anyways.

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onetruephilosoraptor 28 points ago +28 / -0

Sounds par for the course in our current clown world.

Western TV shows in 2022. Not even once.

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AbleistSL 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why they haven't canceled this bullshit due to complaints of writing issues and canon rape mystery.

The fact the showrunners are regressive leftists is a likely cause.

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cccpneveragain 20 points ago +21 / -1

Strong woman saves the day. Shocker.

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CarmenOfSandiego 19 points ago +19 / -0

Strong woman

The same stronk woman who later on in the series goes mad and launches a crusade against organic life because "muh AI slavery".

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cccpneveragain 16 points ago +16 / -0

AI slavery

hahahahahaha

That's all

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Knife-TotingRat 10 points ago +10 / -0

If AI/Robots weren't meant to be slaves, there'd be no reason for them to exist in the first place.

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BigDaddyDangler3 1 point ago +1 / -0

There was a non-satirical article about those car-making robots (you know, the ones that cost actual people their jobs) having rights back in the day.

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Kaarous 12 points ago +12 / -0

Halo ended at 3, as far as I'm concerned.

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KingLion7 3 points ago +3 / -0

Halo 4 was pretty good. But it has been downhill ever since. The ending was pretty touching... and completely undone by 5.

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Mpetey123 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

And Halo 5 gets undone by Infinite

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Mpetey123 [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not exactly against organic life she just wants to rule them with an iron fist because they break things.

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kinezumi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only to be replaced by a funny-looking copy that will. Not. Shut. The fuck. Up.

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CarmenOfSandiego 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Cortana to Navi pipeline is real.

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kinezumi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Navi sure was irritating. At the very least, though, she didn't looked like a model scrapped from Mass Effect: Andromeda.

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BidenLikesMiners 3 points ago +3 / -0

referencing 343's halos

I am disappoint, anon

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BidenLikesMiners 12 points ago +12 / -0

the Covenant human chick goes

oh the terrible character who takes fake chiefs virginity? nice . also garlpower that a lady does it

Cortana takes over MC's

Wow, much gay'd. Very happy I didnt stream a minute of this dumbster fuck.

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Mpetey123 [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Everything is girl power anymore.

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Norenia 9 points ago +9 / -0

Did they attempt any gray nuance at all with Halsey? Having recently played MCC and watching the Spartan Ops scenes, the Halsey scenes in this shitshow completely demonstrate how much they missed the mark with her.

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Mpetey123 [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not so far. She is an evil Machiavellian genius that is wanting to control human evolution. There is no regret about doing anything necessary to help humanity. It's all arrogant belief that only she can guide human evolution to a place of value.

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Norenia 12 points ago +12 / -0

Some of those statements don't seem far off what she should be. But game Halsey would never scream, begging for her life, if Chief tried to gas her. And the whole thing about Spartan IIs that "John was lied to about this whole time," was something she specifically avoided by not hiding the truth from them, specifically for the reason that becomes apparent in this trash heap series. And above all, I'm pretty certain Chief in particular was something special to her. Everything clip I've seen feels like it goes out of its way to ruin the dynamic Chief and Halsey would supposedly have, and make her seem ten times worse of a person than she is.

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Mpetey123 [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah in the games she is older, so the weight of what she has done kinda shows on her and why she needs the Spartans to work. She gave her life over to help humanity win and it's not enough. It makes sense why she is cold and indifferent. In the show she's just an arrogant dick.

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GoofTroop186 5 points ago +5 / -0

And above all, I'm pretty certain Chief in particular was something special to her

I’m pretty sure it’s canon in the books that she sees them all as her children and chief as her like coolest kid. I think at one point she hides them all in some inter dimensional bubble to keep them safe?

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Mpetey123 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's that way in the show. John is definitely her favorite. Multiple people even comment on it to Halsey.

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trump4045 6 points ago +6 / -0

Damn lmao. So they killed of chief? Guess they had to make sure the stink whamins saves the day.

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Mpetey123 [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

They implied Cortana may be able to give him back control of his body. So they kind of C-3PO'd him.

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PraiseBeToScience 6 points ago +6 / -0

What the fuck even happened with the actual Halo story? They lost me with the goddamn Ancient Aliens shit. Like come on.

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KingLion7 5 points ago +5 / -0

Microsoft ran the series into the ground trying to exploit it as Xbox's number one property. Any series that goes on too long eventually turns gay.

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Mpetey123 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

The actual story was always about ancient aliens.

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ParadigmShift2070 6 points ago +7 / -1

hahaha can't wait to see disparu's break down of the episode

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Smith1980 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not surprised

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SolidSnakeOil 4 points ago +4 / -0

So, the entire series was just a fuck you for no particular reason. Not that I know anything about Halo. And all I know from the series is from watch Arch on YT.

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Galean 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm shocked. Shocked!

Well, not that shocked.

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ukulele 4 points ago +4 / -0

"or didn't watch in the first place"

That's the way.

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FartFag5000 4 points ago +4 / -0

They already signed off on season 2 lol

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censorthisss 0 points ago +3 / -3

Who cares lol

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Mpetey123 [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

I do, so I am going to censor this comment.