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Galean [S] 40 points ago +40 / -0

I'm calling it now, Obi-wan will be gay and will love Anakin.

The left can't stand camaraderie or mentor/student or any love that is not sexual.

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dagthegnome 36 points ago +37 / -1

More like women can't stand a platonic friendship between men, because they can't understand why men would rather spend time with each other over spending time with women unless there's a sexual reason.

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SupremeReader 1 point ago +12 / -11

I like having female friends.

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ApparentlyImAHeretic 12 points ago +14 / -2

Alright faggots, time to man up and actually talk to women again. Women who aren't terminally online are fine.

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acp_k2win 7 points ago +7 / -0

Women who aren't terminally online

so unicorns then?

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ApparentlyImAHeretic 0 points ago +1 / -1

put down the phone, go outside, and/or get out of the blue shithole you may or may not live in.

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trump4045 6 points ago +7 / -1

There really isnt such a thing

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Mpetey123 3 points ago +4 / -1

I don't think you need to take it personal.

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yvaN_ehT_nioJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

cringe af fam smh my head what u doin talking to giiiiiiiiiirls. I bet you have 𝒞 𝒪 𝒪 𝒯 𝐼 𝐸 𝒮

Edit: EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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bamboozler1 1 point ago +2 / -1

Man, you just saying this, and me backing you up, really triggered a lot of people here, hey??

Lol, it's quite funny to see, it really is...

But you're still right. And I do, too.

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Mpetey123 11 points ago +11 / -0

Love doesn't necessarily mean a romantic love. He has already called Anakin his brother. It is a love story just between brothers.

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Knife-TotingRat 23 points ago +23 / -0

Yes, of course, agape as opposed to eros, but the Left is all about Eros.

Our grandparents used to teach us that "it's good to make friends of all kinds, but that doesn't mean you have to "marry" them" (with "marry" being a child-friendly euphemism for "fuck", of course), but these freaks see the world as some kind of sex bazaar.

And it ain't nothing new, it goes back to at least Gene Roddenberry, as far as it being out in the open via entertainment (at least in the modern era) goes. Unless you want to count a lot of world mythology ...

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DefinitelyNotIGN 8 points ago +8 / -0

Counting world mythology

All of Greek Mythology in a nutshell:

"Zeus, don't fuck that."

"Too late!"

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FromTheShadows 14 points ago +14 / -0

Except we don't call those "love stories." Whenever anything is called a love story nin culture, it only ever means romantic and sexual.

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Mpetey123 7 points ago +7 / -0

I wouldn't call it a love story either, honestly I don't know why I am even defending Star Wars or their marketing practices.

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MegoThor 8 points ago +8 / -0

Friendship is alien to them.

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The_Gay_Deceiver 27 points ago +27 / -0

So, pro-grooming propaganda. Didn’t see that coming.

Strong female characters beating up the badass legacy character seem quaint by comparison.

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The_Gay_Deceiver 10 points ago +10 / -0

lmao whoops. Yeah, forgot about that..

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BidenLikesMiners 4 points ago +4 / -0

except in the star wars timeline they are BOTH minors.

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alucard13mmfmj 16 points ago +18 / -2

Oh i get it. Thats why anakin really went to the dark side. He got sexually molested and raped when he was a young padawan. Its why he was confused with padamine and also why he slaughtered that group of padawans at the jedi temple.

Maybe he knew they were all molested by obi wan and that they might turn out evil like him.

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DefinitelyNotIGN 13 points ago +13 / -0

Aaaand into the trash it goes!

Market your best points. If your best points is "IDK, seems pretty gay to me", then I'll assume the plot, fights, music, and CGI all suck.

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bloodguard 10 points ago +10 / -0

So Disney's retconing poor Obi-Wan as a pedophile that kidnapped a child and groomed him into a cult.

Errr excuse, me. Minor Attracted Person (MAP) that ushered a child into a vibrant lifestyle.

Poor Ewan.

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Knife-TotingRat 8 points ago +8 / -0

Poor Sir Alec.

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acp_k2win 9 points ago +9 / -0

Part of the goal is to destroy male camaraderie. They know the only way they lose is if strong men band together and take back power.

So they create this cultural miasma of publicly promoting homosexuality but while still allowing their minions to use "gay" as a pejorative.

Note how whenever any man says anything against women's bullshit on a public platform one of the first things you see is someone calling him gay.

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ThoughtsAndOpinions 6 points ago +8 / -2

Woman moment

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FlauntandStraunt 4 points ago +4 / -0

He was like a brother to him you Bumfucker. It's in the damn movies.

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Owmyballz 2 points ago +2 / -0

The showrunner meant a "grooming relationship", stupid showrunner.

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Eldourado 0 points ago +3 / -3

Gaynobi.