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borga 35 points ago +35 / -0

"You can eat a lot of things during daytime in Ramadan: 30 delicious ideas on how to use body fluids in exciting recipes, all Halal"

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Gizortnik 12 points ago +12 / -0

One thing that's interesting in the UK and France is that the Islamists don't necessarily react violently to this provocation. Specific radicals over-react on one thing, and that sends the message.

Their burning churches because no one's defending them... but they are not burning LGBT flags because they know not to start that fight. It's very specific levels of directed violence. And the Queer Theorists are (frankly) too scared to try.

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covok48 6 points ago +6 / -0

That would be hilarious except Muslims are proactive and would bomb the TV execs HQ and throw all the survivors off the top of the rubble.

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trump4045 2 points ago +3 / -1

This is a compliment to them. If Christian's have half the balls of Muslims the world would we wouldn't be in this mess.

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JuanTitor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not too far off from real Ramadan articles, except it normally is "30 best places to leave bomb (number 7 will shock you!)" Or "top 10 DIY explosive devices!"

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CarmenOfSandiego [S] 22 points ago +23 / -1

Up next, "7 ways to use your menora in the bedroom. Prepare the lube!"

I had to look up the actual name since "Jewish candlestick" can be vague it seems.

On topic, any day now we'll see an advert with a fully inclusive, all trans, all Muslim family celebrating something, I'm sure.

Aaany day, now.

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Knife-TotingRat 5 points ago +5 / -0

There's aleady some "Christmas" ad that's a bunch of pakis cooking paki food to ugly paki music. It's fucking gross.

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redguards_are_nwahs 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Jewish candlestick"

That's what they call the big red bars on the graph of the value of $USD, I think.

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AntonioOfVenice 18 points ago +19 / -1

Prepare to weep

What else can you do when looking at today's state of affairs?

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 13 points ago +13 / -0

So Santa now uses the holiday to gay cheat on his wife?

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current_horror 10 points ago +10 / -0

I weep for Western Civilization.

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almond_activator 13 points ago +13 / -0

I would, but I have come to the conclusion that I have only ever seen the ashes of the fire that once was.

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DefinitelyNotIGN 3 points ago +3 / -0

All tears do is salt the Earth beneath you, ruining it.

Weep not. Crying begets only ever more damage.

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WellYouKnow 1 point ago +1 / -0

When you feel like crying, spit instead.

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Knife-TotingRat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't cry - get angry instead.

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Ricwulf 9 points ago +9 / -0

Now do Muhammad. You're all fine with shitting on St Nick, but I fucking DARE you to do this with Muhammad.

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BIgDaddyDangler2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I kinda want to false flag just to fuck them over and watch the fireworks.

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Ricwulf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it really false flag, or would it be scathing satire at that point?

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reidj 19 points ago +19 / -0

The historical St. Nicholas punched a heretic in the face during the Council of Nicea. I'd like to think he'd do the same to the people who created the ad.

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VaccinesMachtFrei 5 points ago +5 / -0

Punching a heretic is cool and physically assaulting non-believers and those who don't follow God's Law is Christ like.

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Smith1980 6 points ago +7 / -1

I’m so glad that the lgbt group gets over represented to the max. I guess old fashioned heterosexual behavior is just too boring and not very trendy.

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BananaDyne 6 points ago +6 / -0

Prepare to weep.

Oh, I’m weeping for humanity as we speak.

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GeneralBoobs 3 points ago +5 / -2

Hasenpfeffer for Easter!

You wanna talk about receiving a ule log!

Someone really wants what's in Santa's sack.

He's been nauty all year for this.

Jokes aside, what the fuck is the point of this? We don't need gay Santa. I'm gay and this shit bothers ME. I am tired of it. Gay men sharing a kiss under mistletoe, one dressed as Santa but clearly not is okay as long as it's germane to the product they are pushing. Hell, a joke commercial where Santa is slutting it up in Province Town after the holidays because he's secretly gay is okay because it's a parody. This is just shit.

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GeneralBoobs -6 points ago +1 / -7

REAL MEN BOTTOM!

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FBoysInc 1 point ago +2 / -1

I've read of what you fags need to do in order to fornicate. Have fun wearing diapers for the rest of your life.

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GeneralBoobs -1 points ago +1 / -2

And that's where you've been reading the wrong shit, poopoo priest.

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DomitiusOfMassilia [M] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Comment Reported for: Platform Misuse

Comment Removed: Rule 16 - Identity Attacks

Calm down.

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GeneralBoobs -4 points ago +1 / -5

Oh, you rough trade say the sweetest things. Back into the gimp mask with you!

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DomitiusOfMassilia [M] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Comment Reported for: Rule 5: Pornography

This isn't how that rule works.

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TheWestYearZero 0 points ago +2 / -2

Mentally ill.

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Guy_Incognito76 3 points ago +3 / -0

Outrage advertising, don't fall for it

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covok48 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even Santa is a fag. Great...

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when_we_win_remember 2 points ago +2 / -0

Merry Ramadan faggots!

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ApparentlyImAHeretic 2 points ago +2 / -0

To be fair, pop culture chirstmas has basically nothing to do with the Mas of Christ. If anything, it's closer to yule.

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Ricwulf 8 points ago +8 / -0

Irrelevant. They're fine with abusing and misrepresenting Saint Nicholas. That's the point. Meanwhile, these same types actively fight against the normalisation of Day of the Dead or Cinco De Mayo, even when it isn't offensive.

This is retards having double standards, and they should be mocked for their hatred of what they see as a white religion (even though it's arguably the most diverse religion out there).

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realerfunction 1 point ago +2 / -1

bring back the closet

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BlueDrache 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. I don't give a shit about how you use your genitals and you better be so deep in that fucking closet your address reads "Narnia".

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ChaosCowboy 0 points ago +1 / -1

Santa Clause isn't religious. He's a made up fantasy character so the secular people and selfish kids would like christmas. They can make Santa as gay as they want. I couldn't possibly.care less.