Giving some of the most violent and dangerous animals legal protection in a region they arent supposed to be in. What could possibly go wrong when some poor farmer has to kill one to defend himself and his family?
What could possibly go wrong when some poor farmer has to kill one to defend himself and his family?
Absolutely nothing because it was clearly a boating accident that killed whatever they are asking about and no sir we're totally not literally cooking and eating the evidence because there's likely good eats on an animal that fucking large.
Even ignoring that hippos are "one of" the most dangerous animals to ever encounter in the wild because in water you don't know they are there until they literally break under you. They can sheer through bone with those jaws they have meaning arms [or worse] gone in seconds.
I read about that. They never really explained why the US court system was involved at all. I really hope this isn't some vegan scheme to push their shit on normal people.
Giving some of the most violent and dangerous animals legal protection in a region they arent supposed to be in. What could possibly go wrong when some poor farmer has to kill one to defend himself and his family?
Absolutely nothing because it was clearly a boating accident that killed whatever they are asking about and no sir we're totally not literally cooking and eating the evidence because there's likely good eats on an animal that fucking large.
Even ignoring that hippos are "one of" the most dangerous animals to ever encounter in the wild because in water you don't know they are there until they literally break under you. They can sheer through bone with those jaws they have meaning arms [or worse] gone in seconds.
I read about that. They never really explained why the US court system was involved at all. I really hope this isn't some vegan scheme to push their shit on normal people.
The hippos aren't being sterilized. The hippos have all realized they are trans and the Colombian government is giving them gender affirming drugs.
I have read that properly prepared hippo meat is delicious.