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Galean 40 points ago +40 / -0

a) they hired Sam Maggs b) they have a full team of writers for a remake c) they want it to be for modern times

I will avoid the remake as the plague. I have no problems in playing the original games, I do not consider graphics a game breaker.

Speaking of Star Wars, did you guys play Jedi Outcast and Jedi Academy? Those games were great SW games.

acp_k2win 12 points ago +12 / -0

fan dark forces remake in unreal, looks great so far:


hopefully the devs are from a country where they can ignore C&D letters

Windowscrasher95 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

To Bad the Developer can't insert the FMV files

acp_k2win 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dark Forces 1 FMV are good but the ones from Dark Forces 2 are amazing!

AbleistSL 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hopefully they don't butcher it to the point where it will take more than a redub patch to fix the bad writing once the regressive left is wiped off the face of the earth...

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SleepyWhore 7 points ago +7 / -0

....Mordhau, but it is now a little late for you to join the party.

LaptopWillEatThisAcc 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did Jedi Academy have 1:1 mouse:saber control? I thought it was canned animations based on the direction you're moving with WASD when you clicked. If you want melee combat that plays similarly to that, try the Mount & Blade series. I think Severance: Blade of Darkness was also pretty good, but I only played the demo and over 10 years ago, at that.

Games that have proper mouse control for combat are rare, but I can give you two. There's Die By the Sword, a game that somehow had proper sword-arm physics and even pretty dynamic dismemberment back in 1998; and there's Exanima, a modern indie isometric dungeon crawler. Haven't played it myself, but it's also physics-driven instead of using canned animations, and it looks pretty cool.

There was a third game with direct mouse:sword control in the vein of Die By the Sword, but for the life of me, I can't remember what it was called. All I remember is I downloaded a demo of it in the mid/late 2000s, it had a sci-fi setting with people who could fly and most fights involved air-jousting, and damage was done with a trail from your sword rather than the sword itself. Also, no dismemberment.

Lexion 4 points ago +4 / -0

The game is pretty preachy in the beginning. I wonder who saw that and said. Yeah I can make this even worse.

monkebrau 39 points ago +39 / -0


It's going to be shit and I won't play it. Also the game is 20 years old now. More proof that when you turn your company into faggot inc, you lose all creative capacity.

covok48 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the truth. Started happening with movies 17 years ago (crap remakes) and has spread to all games with the added bonus of leftist dogma on steroids.

BidenLikesMiners 23 points ago +23 / -0

literally named snigger

Posts intending to raise concerns about a product based on the identity, views, and body of work of a developer must meet a very high standard

Confirmed trans. Jannies need to be sent to the mars work colony first

altmehere 9 points ago +9 / -0

Of course it’s useless to point out SJW hypocrisy but if it were a conservative writer or someone who said the same things about women as Maggs has said about men the mods would probably be leading the protests themselves.

Careless_Ejaculator 7 points ago +7 / -0

They wouldn't even complete basic training before offing themselves.

CatoTheElder 3 points ago +4 / -1

Jannies need to be sent to the mars work colony first.

Don't do that to Mars, it is the next frontier, a place to get away from the left and their puppets.

BidenLikesMiners 1 point ago +1 / -0

Theres the good side of mars... and then theres the janny side... the one you end up on depends whether you were a janny on earth or not.

One side will be filled with hard workers, and the other side is only the hard whiners.

Windowscrasher95 [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

I hate to say this I was approached by someone on Reddit playing Dumb. I had a discussion about Sam Maggs the issue I had was She is a Hack writer who ruin many franchises that I had to check his Reddit Post and I found this one,Since, I can't post it on KIA2.

realerfunction 14 points ago +14 / -0

changing anything that isn't a graphical update or a known bug is unacceptable.

it is not yours to change.

Careless_Ejaculator 13 points ago +13 / -0

The demented SJW they hired to write it has a habsburg jaw, possibly from inbreeding.

Here she is performing for the evening news as "offended person A" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neTTQLbmhcA

OmegaBird 3 points ago +3 / -0

No one likes the Habsbergs.

CnnWillBlackmailYou 7 points ago +8 / -1

They could tell me it now focuses entirely around Luke, and he's actually a trannie, and I'd believe it. With superman now gay, they'll stop at nothing.

current_horror 5 points ago +5 / -0

When you hire a team of radical leftist writers to work on a remake of a game that was already beloved for its story, you’re not “remastering” anything. You’re subverting it.