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BussyRiot 31 points ago +31 / -0

Every horror director knows that the scares don't work if they're rapid-fire over the course of the film. They're saving their load for the holiday season.

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ThatYellowBastard 22 points ago +22 / -0

Or the midterms.

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MargarineMongoose 16 points ago +17 / -1

Implying elections still matter...get a load of this guy.

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MegoThor 5 points ago +5 / -0

Election optics still matter. For now.

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Smith1980 21 points ago +21 / -0

Where I live in North Texas they stopped the hospitalizations hysteria. Which happened once they couldn’t peddle their death fear porn. Same with masks. Once they saw nothing happened after mask mandate ended they shut up.

At some point they need to just admit that it’s a virus and you will most likely get it if you haven’t already. Improve your health.

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Mpetey123 18 points ago +18 / -0

The weather app on my phone has Covid data on it. No other new stories or data just Covid stuff.

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realerfunction 16 points ago +16 / -0

"weather?"

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Mpetey123 6 points ago +6 / -0

Correct

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yvaN_ehT_nioJ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tbf the Covid count is very important. Gotta know how many covids are around same with the pollen count 😏

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Mpetey123 5 points ago +5 / -0

Covid probably rides the pollen like a greek in a horse.

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ArtemisFoul 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course! We must eradicate all plant life on the planet to save our children. All animal life too since apparently deer have it now. Let's just kill everything - it's worth it if it even saves one life!

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TheVicerExciser 2 points ago +2 / -0

The built-in Samsung app?

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Mpetey123 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup

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MargarineMongoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

So what will they pivot to next?

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BlueDrache 3 points ago +3 / -0

In my /b/?

More likely than you would think.

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censorthisss 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think this is just a lull before flu season begins and then they'll ramp it all back up in a big way.

I hope I'm wrong tho