I was able to intercept an entire pallet of an Ivermectin shipment. 40,000 doses of 5mg tablets. I’ve been taking it every day, sometimes multiple times a day if I can stand it. The symptoms were terrible for the first few weeks. There were times I was completely paralysed with pain, contorted like the Edvard munch painting and frozen in agony for hours. I became stronger and some of the worst symptoms subsided over time. I’ve been triple dosing Ivermectin for almost 4 months now and I feel as though I’m becoming something greater than human now - I am taller. My feet are growing longer. I stand on my toes now. My hair has regrown into the fabulous long mane of my youth. My teeth are flattening, my toe and fingernails are growing thicker. My muscle mass is increasing rapidly, and I have supplemented my diet with the cuttings from my lawn. It is satisfying. I will continue to take the tablets as long as possible. I’m increasing the dosage as much as I can stand and will maintain my journal.
I was able to intercept an entire pallet of an Ivermectin shipment. 40,000 doses of 5mg tablets. I’ve been taking it every day, sometimes multiple times a day if I can stand it. The symptoms were terrible for the first few weeks. There were times I was completely paralysed with pain, contorted like the Edvard munch painting and frozen in agony for hours. I became stronger and some of the worst symptoms subsided over time. I’ve been triple dosing Ivermectin for almost 4 months now and I feel as though I’m becoming something greater than human now - I am taller. My feet are growing longer. I stand on my toes now. My hair has regrown into the fabulous long mane of my youth. My teeth are flattening, my toe and fingernails are growing thicker. My muscle mass is increasing rapidly, and I have supplemented my diet with the cuttings from my lawn. It is satisfying. I will continue to take the tablets as long as possible. I’m increasing the dosage as much as I can stand and will maintain my journal.
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This is amazing. I never thought it would happen, but there's finally somebody in this world who would find aoc attractive. Have at her, _Moustache ;)
tfw when she says 'I'm the resistance!'
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!~ some hearty keks were had!!
Best shitpost of the month.