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NihilistCaregiver 84 points ago +84 / -0

You don't get to ask for space and privacy when you've been buying up all the land (space) and promoting big tech policies that invade everyone's privacy.

Fuck you.

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Ahaus667 61 points ago +62 / -1

This is 10000000% not a real divorce, this is to hide investments and shuffle stock ownership.

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TisDaRhythmOfDaNight 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not sure of the motive, but it certainly doesn't feel like a real divorce. These 2 are too ideologically-aligned to divorce.

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AntonioOfVenice 57 points ago +57 / -0

Reminder that Bill and Melinda have been backing scholarships for which whites need not apply.

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TheImpossible1 8 points ago +11 / -3

Even white women?

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AntonioOfVenice 33 points ago +33 / -0

Like many of the BBC paid internships, yes.

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TheImpossible1 3 points ago +8 / -5

I'm doubting that. Last time I saw the BBC, it was nearly all white women.

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AntonioOfVenice 17 points ago +19 / -2

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https://twitter.com/BBCNewsbeat/status/953602152311803905

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Callmejuls 0 points ago +1 / -1

As if!!!

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TheImpossible1 -8 points ago +4 / -12

I'll admit I'm wrong when it's obvious.

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AntonioOfVenice 11 points ago +13 / -2

You said that you'd admit it and not come up with some BS excuse when you predicted, very confidently, that the female cop in MN would not be charged.

When she was charged, you came up with a BS excuse anyway.

Namely, that (1) the charges would be quietly dropped and that (2) she will not be convicted. That will be a twofer.

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TheImpossible1 3 points ago +8 / -5

Well, you still haven't won, because last time I checked, everyone forgot she existed and my scenario looks extremely likely.

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Primordial_Phantom 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's what they say on /pol/ anyway

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onetruephilosoraptor 33 points ago +33 / -0

Will divorced Bill Gates be more technocrat authoritarian or less technocrat authoritarian than married Bill Gates?

Hard to say if this divorce will be a net good for us all.

I will say that these two are some of the creepiest fuckers I ever seen.

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TheImpossible1 28 points ago +30 / -2

The answer is, exactly as he was. Just look at Jeff Bezos. He got ripped by a woman and I genuinely thought it would fix him - but WP has only gotten more feminist.

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AntonioOfVenice 18 points ago +25 / -7

Jeff Bezos didn't get 'ripped', he cheated on his wife and then got what he deserved.

Not that his wife is not also pure trash, backing critical race theory and all.

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TheImpossible1 27 points ago +29 / -2

On no planet is over a billion and becoming the richest woman on Earth deserved for achieving literally zero other than being a shit author.

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ernsithe [S] 9 points ago +18 / -9

In fairness to her, she helped him build the original Amazon when it was a dinky home business. I don't know if she'd have been a billionaire but if a male buddy of his had done the same in exchange for some equity early on and then parted ways, that guy would be rich now too.

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TheImpossible1 25 points ago +30 / -5

That's the media's story, and we all know how much they love to embellish female achievements.

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ernsithe [S] 8 points ago +13 / -5

It could be overstated but that's also the reality of home startups. That's how an decently intact family works. You support each other. Without evidence to the contrary, that's my default assumption regardless of the media.

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censorthisss 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah no shit but it was clearly his idea and he was the one who was going to make it happen. Just because she was there to help get coffee and throw some suggestions around here and there doesn't mean that she was in any way vital to the business.

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dontdrinksoy 1 point ago +2 / -1

That's the media's story, and we all know how much they love to embellish female achievements.

It's not the media's story. Jeff Bezos is the one who told that story.

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AntonioOfVenice -5 points ago +5 / -10

Good thing divorce settlements are not based on 'deserts', but on a division of assets. Frankly, I don't think it should be 50/50 when one side cheats. The side that cheats should be punished more.

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TheImpossible1 18 points ago +20 / -2

If I was in charge of divorce, I'd change the law entirely.

Maximum settlement : 1 year's salary at the average wage. Nothing more.

You can tell that the commie fucks aren't real commies and are women's puppets by the fact that they never, ever attack the richest women, who are nearly all there from either divorce or inheritance and have achieved zero.

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toxicbiofacts 17 points ago +17 / -0

If I was in charge of divorce, I'd change the law entirely.

Maximum settlement : 1 year's salary at the average wage. Nothing more.

I’d just bring back Roman divorce law: https://archive.is/iMQYs

Edit: Best part:

A husband was required to divorce an adulterous wife or face charges of pimping, and the financial penalty against her was increased to half of her dowry and a third of any other property she possessed.

In ancient Rome being a cuck was a crime. lol

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AntonioOfVenice -11 points ago +2 / -13

If I was in charge of divorce, I'd change the law entirely.

Shocker of the century there.

Maximum settlement : 1 year's salary at the average wage. Nothing more.

So a woman who supports her husband for 20 years in building a business, puts up with everything, who then cheats, gets nothing. Nice.

Note that this is about principles, not about whether this vile creature or Bezos's wife deserves anything.

You can tell that the commie fucks aren't real commies and are women's puppets by the fact that they never, ever attack the richest women, who are nearly all there from either divorce or inheritance and have achieved zero.

They never attack richest men who are on their side either. Attacking George Soros is anti-Semitic. Attacking non-Jewish billionaires is also anti-Semitic. But attacking Sheldon Adelson was good and noble.

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TheImpossible1 16 points ago +18 / -2

I know, shocking.

She got 20 years of living way above her means, that isn't worthless. If it wasn't for him, she'd be a garbage tier "author" who probably works at Starbucks.

I'm aware of that, but the fact that most female billionaires are literally the embodiment of the parasitism that they're supposedly against and they say nothing says a lot.

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SR388-SAX 8 points ago +9 / -1

Dude, you don't know what went on in the context of that relationship. For all you know, she gave him ample reason to cheat. Of course, this might be difficult for you to comprehend, because as you are a flawless diamond of reason, you'd obviously never have a moment of human weakness.

I don't give a shit about the Bezos family, their business is their business. I'm happy to say that I don't know what happened and I don't know who deserved what in terms of retribution. Anyone outside of the situation claiming otherwise is just a pious gossip-spreading asshole.

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Hand_Of_Node 3 points ago +3 / -0

a moment of human weakness.

Anything that takes longer than 5 seconds isn't a moment.

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AntonioOfVenice 1 point ago +1 / -0

For all you know, she gave him ample reason to cheat.

Correct, you don't know. So until it is established that she did something wrong, he did something wrong and she did not.

I don't give a shit about the Bezos family,

Neither do I. But I do believe that people who cheat should be punished.

Anyone outside of the situation claiming otherwise is just a pious gossip-spreading asshole.

White knighting for a freaking censorship-loving billionaire? Incredible.

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Book-of-Saturday 4 points ago +4 / -0

Being that wealthy and having such an ugly wife. No wonder they want to control the world, they're just cucks. But with money. Look at Zuckerberg's wife, Musk's, Gates', etc.

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DNA1 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's an authoritarian faggot who has bamboozled the world into thinking he was a philanthropist despite being an absolute snake in both business and post-retirement endeavors.

No doubt the pity parade will come out when he's rinsed of some billions in court. The ideal outcome would be him committing double sudoku, which, unfortunately, is extremely unlikely.

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Homopratensis2 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean seppuku? Sudoku is a puzzle game. Or is this some inside joke or biden gaffe or something I missed?

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Devidose 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or is this some inside joke or biden gaffe or something I missed?

Yes

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Homopratensis2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mind explaining it? I feel like I'm missing out here.

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RoulerBleu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Deliberately writing "comitting sudoku" instead of seppuku / hara-kiri has been a joke for a while.

You're not missing anything deeper.

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Wizardslayer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I feel like the damage is already done with Bill Gates. I can't imagine a nerdy tech kid was all into this stuff prior to his wife getting him into stuff like this.

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SR388-SAX 28 points ago +28 / -0

"We ask for privacy" ... as I broadcast my personal business in a worldwide public forum.

Nobody cares, Bill.

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Piroko 22 points ago +22 / -0

No amount of money makes you Chad.

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Homopratensis2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Truth.

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YesMovement 16 points ago +16 / -0

I would normally never celebrate divorce, but fuck Bill and Melinda Gates.

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acp_k2win 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hope those 3-5 blowjobs were worth it.

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SophiesBoyfriend 7 points ago +7 / -0

He is paying $10bn a blowjob

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TheImpossible1 11 points ago +12 / -1

It's not too late to stop the matriarchy, Bill.

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FromTheShadows 8 points ago +8 / -0

Guess Melly decided it was time to cash out.

Marriage is a sucker's game. The only reason it persists is because divorce court lawyers profit immensely off it.

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Steampunk_Moustache 5 points ago +5 / -0

Guess she didn't like the fact that her once nerd-chad husband had turned into the soyboy-in-chief.

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barwhack 5 points ago +5 / -0

Arizona STILL under audit.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 2 points ago +2 / -0

Apparently his wife isn't on board with him murdering 50% of the population.

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hilboggins 2 points ago +2 / -0

New richest woman in the world

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Guy_Incognito76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should have gotten a vaccine for that. Boom!

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bolonaro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bill is happy he escaped the Epstein trial and will just go back into paedophilia full time.